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One Time, I Made Sex With A Foxy Lady ....

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Mr. Wacky, Jan 31, 2012.

  1. Mr. Wacky

    Mr. Wacky Registered User

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    She lives in Ohio, right?

    She stole money from her Mom's purse.

    And we bought drugs & we took marijuana.
     
  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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  3. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    And then Time Lincoln shot you away in a wooden rocket to escape arrest.
     
  4. Dicktator

    Dicktator Frozen Meatbals 4life

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    And then that time Michael Jackson used your bathroom.
     
  5. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    [video=youtube;uYWQAg12Ko0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYWQAg12Ko0[/video]
     
  6. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Wackyquil?
     
  7. Mr. Wacky

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    Not exactly ....

    For you see, the spacetime fluxbias caused by the as-yet-to-be-resolved
    Void Stalin/Ruin Carter standoff threw the ship wildly off course -- sending it careening
    directly on a collision course with planet VosTeeth.
     
  8. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Has the collision actually happened yet? If so, did the crew survive? More importantly, did Operation: Giganta-bortion succeed?
     
  9. Mr. Wacky

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    So?

    Sew buttons!

    /tss
     
  10. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    and this one time you had an adorable pet from Tibet that multiplied when you got him wet and died if it was in sunlight. You spilled the wash from your paint set on him and created 7 more, one had a white mohawk and was evil. You knew you couldn't feed them after midnight but the evil one tricked you into feeding him and his brothers after midnight and things went into the shitter from there.
     
  11. Mr. Wacky

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    Gremlins ....

    What are they -- like little Grems or sumthin'?

    /tss
     
  12. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    This one time, I was Class President of the Universe.
     

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