One Time, I Made Sex With A Foxy Lady ....

Dicktator

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And then that time Michael Jackson used your bathroom.
 

ShooterMcGavin

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[video=youtube;uYWQAg12Ko0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYWQAg12Ko0[/video]
 

Mr. Wacky

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And then Time Lincoln shot you away in a wooden rocket to escape arrest.
Not exactly ....

For you see, the spacetime fluxbias caused by the as-yet-to-be-resolved
Void Stalin/Ruin Carter standoff threw the ship wildly off course -- sending it careening
directly on a collision course with planet VosTeeth.
 

Lord Zero

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Not exactly ....

For you see, the spacetime fluxbias caused by the as-yet-to-be-resolved
Void Stalin/Ruin Carter standoff threw the ship wildly off course -- sending it careening
directly on a collision course with planet VosTeeth.
Has the collision actually happened yet? If so, did the crew survive? More importantly, did Operation: Giganta-bortion succeed?
 

Hudson

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and this one time you had an adorable pet from Tibet that multiplied when you got him wet and died if it was in sunlight. You spilled the wash from your paint set on him and created 7 more, one had a white mohawk and was evil. You knew you couldn't feed them after midnight but the evil one tricked you into feeding him and his brothers after midnight and things went into the shitter from there.