Opening a safe that was left in my house. (IT"S OPEN !!!)

MurphCO

Enough of this palaver
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I'm happy to report that I didn't open this thread until page 61
 
Bloody fuckin' hell! I remembered the bit but forgot about this fucking thread. Longest cock tease ever. . .
 
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
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As a homeowner, I'll say it's cool to have some of that stuff.

Beyond that, I share the sentiments of everyone else.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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As a homeowner, I'll say it's cool to have some of that stuff.

Beyond that, I share the sentiments of everyone else.
Believe me, I know what a fail this was. Hell, I was the one looking at six exact copies of the survey diagrams. It sucked; I know it as well as all of you do.

At least it wasn't an empty wine bottle, I guess there's that.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
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Believe me, I know what a fail this was. Hell, I was the one looking at six exact copies of the survey diagrams. It sucked; I know it as well as all of you do.

At least it wasn't an empty wine bottle, I guess there's that.
It was more than I expected. My bet was on dust.
 

ysr50

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Was it the last item on the whiteboard? If not keep your nose to the grindstone.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
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And the item above that is:

Make sure life insurance is paid and the wife is the beneficiary.
Fuck that. They sponge off of us all our lives.
When we're gone, they're on their own.
 

ysr50

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Fuck that. They sponge off of us all our lives.
When we're gone, they're on their own.
Joeys wife taught him how to use the whiteboard=Joeys wife controls the whiteboard=Joeys wife has complete control over Joey=Joeys wife is going to enjoy being retired after Joey passes.
 

whiskeyguy

PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.
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It does. Tim the locksmith also said that I could theoretically reassemble the wheel pack as he called it, and suss out the combo from rolling the dial around until the notches line up. Of course, there are holes in it, but I can patch over the aluminum face plate with foil, and nobody would ever see the holes.



Yep.
Day #1 in the countdown until Joey locks his fucking safe.
 

Turfmower

Registered User
With the big cut between the 1st and 2nd videos, How do we know there wasn't a stack a 100 dollar bills or gold bricks? What are you hiding?
 

the Streif

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This thread sucked from the beginning all the way to the end.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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This thread sucked from the beginning all the way to the end.
Yes. Yes, it did.

The journey was the point? Does that work here?

:p

Bah. The safe sucked, but it's over. You can all stop issuing weekly death threats.
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
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I hope the previous owner stumbles across this thread someday.

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Mags

A.K.A. Chad
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I hope the previous owner stumbles across this thread someday.

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He may want the instruction manual for his blinds back.
 
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Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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You know what was in that safe? All of my hopes and dreams.

And now it's open, and it's all gone.

I hope you're happy.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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Y'all are a bunch of jerks. Joey finally delivered, the safe wasn't empty. What the hell else did you want?
 
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