Opening a safe that was left in my house. (IT"S OPEN !!!)

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
Holy shit I feel like I fucked the girl I was in love with from high school. Seven years of buildup for two minutes of disappointment.
You were both in high school for seven years? You got held back a lot.
 
Do we get another seven yers of shitting on you and all the glorious possibilities that could have been, now?
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Now you can put your weeeeeeeeed in it.
 

Bobobie

Registered User
Just think, he could of had the manual to his water softener seven years ago. What if he needed to know the rinse cycle or the size of rock salt to dump in the bin.
 

ysr50

Well-Known Member
Donator
Just think, he could of had the manual to his water softener seven years ago. What if he needed to know the rinse cycle or the size of rock salt to dump in the bin.
Or he could of had more space in the closet for his wifes shoes, or if he was lucky maybe his own.
 

Stig

The Star of Wackbag. Without me, you have nothing.
Don't worry, I'm recording the whole thing, give or take five minutes of the same shit that nobody cares about.
Without shit that nobody cares about there would be no Wackbag.
 

Stig

The Star of Wackbag. Without me, you have nothing.
No. He did not. I saw no reason to inform him.

Here's the reveal, fuckers.

So basically, it was all shit that belonged in a shoe box inside a dumpster.
 

JoeyDVDZ

Well-Known Member
Donator
You'll change your tune the next time you're struggling to open those blinds.
If only the blinds were left behind. All I got was that lousy instruction manual. So I have instructions and no blinds to reality check against. Oh cruel fates...
 

Stig

The Star of Wackbag. Without me, you have nothing.
Did you at least get the safe unscrewed from the floor?
 
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