Opie almost died Friday.

SOS

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Huge Car accident Friday in Rochester for Opie.
"I almost died Friday." -Opie
Less than 40 minutes from touching down we were in a nasty accident.
Cross 2 lanes of traffic to get to a restaurant.
Hit while going ~50 mph.
pushed them 20 ft.
airbags going off like crazy
Take out the rearview mirror with his nose.
Like eye patch Jesse???
Thought he broke his neck.
That is why the Christopher Reeeve was so unfunny.
Listen to Ant's mother in law and don't make left turns
-three rights make a left
thought he snapped his neck.
crackheads came out to help him with ice
Sandy trapped in back seat with Wease's wife
Opie left her in the car.
Did not ask if she was ok.
Sandy and Wease's wife Banging on the window.
Opie: " I got to check my ass"
Groceries all over the place
"Oh I am killing Opie" -Brother Wease
"you gotta save your own ass" -B W
"you gotta check your own ass" -Opie
Ant would have joined R&F if Opie died.
"Your nose is bad when a crackhead says it is a bad nose."
The guy had raw arms because of the air bags
checked the other guy before Sandy
"Waving on people are asses." -Ant
Leaves her to goto to a diner.
Opie has no new outlook on life.
Sisquel and Ebert. Opie and Anthony
Ebert and Roebert R&F&A
Wavers take off after the accident.
Opie's nose makes a noise.
 
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Thanks for the post SOS, I got the jist of it but I missed the show... Does anyone have the story of what actually happened without the jokes? It sucks when I miss the show..
 

SOS

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Huge Car accident Friday in Rochester for Opie.
Opie was going to a restaurant with Brother Wease and their girlfriends but were stuck in traffic. Someone waved them on through 2 lanes of traffic to the left and they go hit by a car that was going around 50 mph while they were stationary(3 rights make a left). The car was pushed 20 ft, air bags going off like crazy and Opie thought that he broke his neck(That is why he thought the Christopher Reeves Bit was unfunny). Opie left Sandy in the car. "Oh I am killing Opie" Brother Wease thought durring the accident. Did not ask if she was ok. Sandy and Wease's wife were banging on the window. Opie felt that, "I got to check my ass." Groceries werer all over the place.
Brother Wease agreed,"you gotta save your own ass." A moment latter, he poked his head threw the doorway and said "Come out this way."Your nose is bad when a crackhead says it is a bad nose. The guy who had him raw arms (May have checked the other guy before Sandy...).

Anthony would have joined R&F if Opie died.
"Waving on people are asses.", Anthony commented. Opie has no new outlook on life.
Wavers take off after the accident.
Opie's nose now makes a noise.
 

DIRTY_HARRY

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Thats word for word of what opie said. so their is no difference. ;)
 

broadwaychris

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I guess if the op-ster died, Don& Mike would get afternoons, Ron & Fez.......
BUT STILL NO CHICK!! :D