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It’s gotten to the point where I feel really bad for Jimmy.
He'll end up dropping his standup and be forced to do Chip to survive.

No sympathy for The Opster?
 
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It’s gotten to the point where I feel really bad for Jimmy.
I don't. I still believe he will fall off the wagon and kill himself. I think he has fallen off the wagon and is trying to his best to hide it from everyone that cares about him. So that's like 2 or 3 people tops and, he doesn't see his Mother that often. The one hooker he thinks cares about him only pretends she cares until she counts her money. Who that 3rd mystery person is just that, a mystery.
 

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I don't. I still believe he will fall off the wagon and kill himself. I think he has fallen off the wagon and is trying to his best to hide it from everyone that cares about him. So that's like 2 or 3 people tops and, he doesn't see his Mother that often. The one hooker he thinks cares about him only pretends she cares until she counts her money. Who that 3rd mystery person is just that, a mystery.
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I don't. I still believe he will fall off the wagon and kill himself. I think he has fallen off the wagon and is trying to his best to hide it from everyone that cares about him. So that's like 2 or 3 people tops and, he doesn't see his Mother that often. The one hooker he thinks cares about him only pretends she cares until she counts her money. Who that 3rd mystery person is just that, a mystery.

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I love it. I don't credit how he dies as long as he is dead.
Once upon a time Jimmy signed my copy of Happy Endings, now I can't listen to Chip and Edgar and the rest of that tribe. But GeezusFuckin'CraigChrist, wanting him dead is fucking depressing.

Are you really fat and do you masturbate a lot?
 

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Once upon a time Jimmy signed my copy of Happy Endings, now I can't listen to Chip and Edgar and the rest of that tribe. But GeezusFuckin'CraigChrist, wanting him dead is fucking depressing.

Are you really fat and do you masturbate a lot?
A fat chronic masturbater? On wackbag? What are the odds?
 

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Once upon a time Jimmy signed my copy of Happy Endings, now I can't listen to Chip and Edgar and the rest of that tribe. But GeezusFuckin'CraigChrist, wanting him dead is fucking depressing.

Are you really fat and do you masturbate a lot?
I am 5' 7" 250 pounds with size 54 shoulders and a 40 inch waste. I look like the 90's cartoon version of Batman. Jerking off is like any thing else it comes in waves of ebb and flow. Today was a 2 tugger. Prior to that nothing for a good week to 10 days. I did some banging in between so it wasn't all bad.

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I am 5' 7" 250 pounds with size 54 shoulders and a 40 inch waste. I look like the 90's cartoon version of Batman. Jerking off is like any thing else it comes in waves of ebb and flow. Today was a 2 tugger. Prior to that nothing for a good week to 10 days. I did some banging in between so it wasn't all bad.

Sent from your Mom's box.
I'm 5" taller and you've got 80 pounds on me. You don't look like Batman from any era. You jacked off twice today. I think @Creasy Bear is correct.
 

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I look like a block of ice. I'm a rectangle.
I had a friend built like you in high school. Great guy, enjoyed the martial arts but would never threaten anybody. He was a black belt in some discipline. He decided to start working out, a lot, it became an obsession and he ended up going to jail for some steroid dealing nonsense. I saw him a few years ago and he'd turned into this....

He died not long after I saw him last. He looks a '90s Batman. I'd suggest a strict diet, 40 hrs a week in the gym/week and a shitload of steroids. He was a great guy, I can't talk shit about a man who owned a 1964 Chevy Nova II two door with a small block, that would consistently run 13s at the track on slicks and still get him to school as a daily driver. His name was Alex Azarian.
 

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I had a friend built like you in high school. Great guy, enjoyed the martial arts but would never threaten anybody. He was a black belt in some discipline. He decided to start working out, a lot, it became an obsession and he ended up going to jail for some steroid dealing nonsense. I saw him a few years ago and he'd turned into this....

He died not long after I saw him last. He looks a '90s Batman. I'd suggest a strict diet, 40 hrs a week in the gym/week and a shitload of steroids. He was a great guy, I can't talk shit about a man who owned a 1964 Chevy Nova II two door with a small block, that would consistently run 13s at the track on slicks and still get him to school as a daily driver. His name was Alex Azarian.
I could have looked like that 25 years ago if I had needles sticking out of my ass. I'll do my 3 to 5 days a week at the gym as my schedule allows and be done with it. I've become more strict with my diet again the past 8 months I blew up to 277 pounds. Nothing fit me, Ibwas having BP issues and couldn't pass my DOT physical. I had to make some lifestyle changes. I'm down 27 pounds. I wanna get down to 225. That was a good weight for me. Will see what happens after that.

Pretty much everyone on my father's side of the family has these huge shoulders. My Son is 6 years old and is playing flag football now and he is dwarfing kids his age on his team. He looks like a full back or tight end. His Mother is a tad bit taller than me, her sister is 5' 10" her Father was over 6 ft. So if he is tall like them and built like me he will be a monster. I played hockey and baseball/softball into my early 30's. It wasn't until he was born that life got more complicated and I wasn't as strict with the diet and working out etc.. life happens.

I really didn't start blowing up until I started working on the truck in Manhattan as a helper. We had a lot of garment work when the garment center still existed. Back than if you could carry freight in with out a hand truck or dolly you could go through the front. He used to park blocks a way from the delivery use packing tape to tie 3 rolls of fabric up and balance them on my shoulder. I used to die. After a year of of doing that I could carry a 150 pound roll of fabric on my shoulder. I used to do that a half dozen times a day.

When I worked at UPS we used to get the blow Flex system. They came in a bunch of boxes and carrying them on my shoulder was a PIA too.

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I'm 5" taller and you've got 80 pounds on me. YouLike don't look like Batman from any era. You jacked off twice today. I think @Creasy Bear is correct.
I was never bigger than 250 at 6' and have check mark next to all the fat fuck diseases, high blood pressure, Fatty Liver, type two diabeetus.
 

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I am 5' 7" 250 pounds with size 54 shoulders and a 40 inch waste. I look like the 90's cartoon version of Batman. Jerking off is like any thing else it comes in waves of ebb and flow. Today was a 2 tugger. Prior to that nothing for a good week to 10 days. I did some banging in between so it wasn't all bad.

Sent from your Mom's box.
You sound totally righteous bro.

The older I get I can see myself becoming this. I'm already a variation.
Rock and roll!

I could have looked like that 25 years ago if I had needles sticking out of my ass. I'll do my 3 to 5 days a week at the gym as my schedule allows and be done with it. I've become more strict with my diet again the past 8 months I blew up to 277 pounds. Nothing fit me, Ibwas having BP issues and couldn't pass my DOT physical. I had to make some lifestyle changes. I'm down 27 pounds. I wanna get down to 225. That was a good weight for me. Will see what happens after that.

Pretty much everyone on my father's side of the family has these huge shoulders. My Son is 6 years old and is playing flag football now and he is dwarfing kids his age on his team. He looks like a full back or tight end. His Mother is a tad bit taller than me, her sister is 5' 10" her Father was over 6 ft. So if he is tall like them and built like me he will be a monster. I played hockey and baseball/softball into my early 30's. It wasn't until he was born that life got more complicated and I wasn't as strict with the diet and working out etc.. life happens.

I really didn't start blowing up until I started working on the truck in Manhattan as a helper. We had a lot of garment work when the garment center still existed. Back than if you could carry freight in with out a hand truck or dolly you could go through the front. He used to park blocks a way from the delivery use packing tape to tie 3 rolls of fabric up and balance them on my shoulder. I used to die. After a year of of doing that I could carry a 150 pound roll of fabric on my shoulder. I used to do that a half dozen times a day.

When I worked at UPS we used to get the blow Flex system. They came in a bunch of boxes and carrying them on my shoulder was a PIA too.

Sent from your Mom's box.
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I don't know whether to laugh at him or feel terrible for him.
He's like the sickly, mangy stray dog you spot rooting through your garbage can on a cold night.

"Poor li'l feller."
Also, why not get a cab? They have a few of those in Manhattan, correct?
When he left the apartment that afternoon, his wife told him not to be home before 2.