Orange is the New Black - Netflix series

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Anyone else catch this? It's a Netflix original series. I didn't know what to expect because of that, but I gave it a chance because I was told I might like it. It's pretty good. It's a little like "Oz" but set in a women's federal pen. The main difference is more naked titties and no swinging dicks. The show could have easily been on HBO, as it seems to have no boundaries on language and has nudity.

Recognizable faces are Jason Biggs, Natasha Leyone (oddly hot) and Laura Preppon (very hot, plays a lesbian, and shows her tits..they are as nice as I envisioned them to be). The chick that played "Cherry" (Half Sack's girlfriend) on "Sons of Anarchy" is on there too. She looks pretty rough, but does show her very nice tits.

It has decent character development and a interesting story line. A guard named "Pornstache" by the inmates is a great villain. Give it a couple of episodes to get into it. I've watched the entire first season and am looking forward to Season 2.

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this show is pretty fucking great! and that's where i recognized the white trash meth bitch from!
between this, arrested development and house of cards, netflix is becoming incredible for original programming.
 

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I'm enjoying it.

It's interesting seeing the lady from Star Trek Voyager (or was it Deep Space Nine) playing a Russian prisoner.
 

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this show is pretty fucking great! and that's where i recognized the white trash meth bitch from!
Taryn Manning.

Yeah, she's ultimate white trash whore who would suck you silly, complete with no tits and a flat ass.

Now she's an 'artist' so she probably wouldn't. Unless you were some well-connected Jew.

 

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Watching the finale right now. Love this show. The cast is fucking phenomenal and it makes me laugh my balls off.
 

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Watched the first 5 episodes or so. Great show. The only complaint i had was that they mentioned another show (madmen i think) during the show. Fuckin hate when they do that, especially in movies. It's not funny, it doesn't strike a chord with the audience. Oh hey, i watch that show too. Hilarious. LOL. Stop.
 

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Watched the first 5 episodes or so. Great show. The only complaint i had was that they mentioned another show (madmen i think) during the show. Fuckin hate when they do that, especially in movies. It's not funny, it doesn't strike a chord with the audience. Oh hey, i watch that show too. Hilarious. LOL. Stop.
It's a bit heavy on the pop culture references, which will hurt it 10 years down the line, but that really is my only minor gripe. Just finished the season and it was fantastic.
 

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Watched the whole series a few weekends ago, loved it. Can't wait for season 2. Hell the 1st 5 minutes sold me, loved the bathroom scene. Damn you got some tv titties! See you later high tits. Fucking love that phrase, high tits.
 

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I downloaded the first episode of this based on you miscreants talking it up so much.

And, yes it's really good. It's quite light but not fluff. I don't imagine we'll be seeing any broom handle **** at any point, though.

And the chick who plays Morello is a little fox. I took my pants off and did some research and it turns out her name is Yael Stone and she's Australian. She's also married to some sheeny who I'm sure has a four-inch cock and a trust fund.

So... yeah, I'll definitely keep watching this show until I hate it.
 
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Was there anything more real than a bunch of annoying upper crust New Yorkers creaming their pants over a guy from NPR showing up for Thanksgiving?
 

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Great show. I enjoyed it tremendously. I was shocked that the tranny prisoner is actually played by a woman! Her twin brother played her as a man in the flashback. And more tits the better! They even showed a vag once. Way to go, Netflix!
 

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Was there anything more real than a bunch of annoying upper crust New Yorkers creaming their pants over a guy from NPR showing up for Thanksgiving?
My wife went to grad school at notre dame, that scene reminded me of the thanksgivings we spent with her friends. They were that dorky and we were the only black people there.
 

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A guard named "Pornstache" by the inmates is a great villain.
I believe he is played by the same guy who played 'Nicky' on the much-maligned second season of THE WIRE.

Yeah, he sucked ass on that show but he is pretty great here.
 
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I believe he is played by the same guy who played 'Nicky' on the much-maligned second season of THE WIRE.

Yeah, he sucked ass on that show but he is pretty great here.
You replied to a statement from Biff, but it quoted me. Weird. And the guy who plays Pornstache is one of those "typecast as a villain" actors. He's pretty good at playing an asshole.
 

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I like when Biggs referenced the American Pie flicks... "The web cam horror, the penis shaving incident".... should have brought up the pie, would have been complete.
 

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On episode 3 now; not entirely sure whether I like it or not. A lot of the supporting cast is actually really strong, and very engaging. I'm actually not sold on the lead character. Reminds of Private Benjamin, with the whole fish out of water thing.

All in all, I'm going to keep going. I suspect it will get better as all the actresses get comfortable with their roles and the characters begin to really gel & grow on me.
 

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Christ, I actually marathoned the whole series today. I should seek help.
 

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Yeah, Biggs is the weak link in this. All the outside shit needs to be cut; there's way more than enough story going on in the prison to carry the show just fine.