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Orange man sells car on Craigslist, steals it back, tries to sell it again, police say

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  1. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    The headline is misleading. He isn't orange at all!
    http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/...ed_to_sell_it_again.html#incart_river_default

    edit: I'm not sure why the article quote is messed up but it won't let me fix it.
     
  2. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    There are master keys for cars? I did not know that..

    Mechanical? Or is it an electronic thing..
     
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  3. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    I wonder how many times he got away with that.
     
  4. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    Is Orange the new code for ******?
     
  5. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    I thought they were going with "teen" and "youth."
     
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  6. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    An Orange nagger with a Master key? No good can come from this.
     
  7. Don the Radio Guy

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    Probably just a shaved key.
     
  8. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Thread title fail. That man is obviously black.
     
  9. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    The media blames whitey for tempting the hard working man with the Masta' key. With great power comes very little responsibility. :)
     
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  10. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Fixed for general accuracy.
     
  11. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    No shit. I was expecting...
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  12. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I thought it was going the other way.
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  13. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    ah. one of the lesser talked about shit holes in my wonderful state.
     
  14. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Oh,
    Oh, ok. So, not really a master key, but a lock picking device.
    I hate what passes for journalism these days.
     
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  15. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Who gave him the fuckin' key?

    WANTED FOR QUESTIONING

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  16. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    [​IMG]

    /approves


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    /Does not approve
     
  17. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    They're all over!!!!!
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