Paintball sniper

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
Sep 15, 2004
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#2
What a pussy.

I've been shot pointblank in the face with a paintball "marker" and it stung, but it certainly wasn't a knock out.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
Sep 15, 2004
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#4
Once knocked some guy on his ass with a paintball shot to his ear.

Three guys were chasing me. When they where about ten feet away, turned around between my serpentine movements and hip shot a field gun (Nelson 007 55 gram CO2.) *SPLAT* the guys feet kicked up and he screamed clutching his ear rolling around the ground in pain. His two buddy's looked at each other and ran.

Of course a ref saw the whole thing and called me out for the head shot, that bastard.
 

Iron Duke

Fuck DHL Express....German faggots!!
May 25, 2005
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#5
Once knocked some guy on his ass with a paintball shot to his ear.

Three guys were chasing me. When they where about ten feet away, turned around between my serpentine movements and hip shot a field gun (Nelson 007 55 gram CO2.) *SPLAT* the guys feet kicked up and he screamed clutching his ear rolling around the ground in pain. His two buddy's looked at each other and ran.

Of course a ref saw the whole thing and called me out for the head shot, that bastard.
Nice
 

Budyzir

There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.
Nov 12, 2004
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#6
One shot, one kill.

"HEAD SHOT!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!