Panera's Black Bean Soup Is Recking Me

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I love this stuff, it's great, but it's somehow even blacker on the way out.
And it's those poops where no matter what you do, there's still a little left that just won't slither out. So you have to wipe and wipe for 15 minutes.

But, MMMMMMMM
 

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I like their French onion soup in a bread bowl.
 

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Love the Panera black bean soup... but it makes my guttyworks all squidgylike too.
 

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I like their French onion soup in a bread bowl.
Never understood the french onion soup. Sure, the soup part is tasty, but i hate that bread shit on top.
 

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Never understood the french onion soup. Sure, the soup part is tasty, but i hate that bread shit on top.
You mean the little crouton that all but disintegrates after holding a mountain of gruyere outside the soup so the broiler can turn it into singed bubbly gloriousness without which you'd pretty much just have brown onion & cheese dip?
 

BIV

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You mean the little crouton that all but disintegrates after holding a mountain of gruyere outside the soup so the broiler can turn it into singed bubbly gloriousness without which you'd pretty much just have brown onion & cheese dip?
Yeah, that. Except every time I've ever had it, it just turned into a mushy pile of nasty on top.
 
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I like it occasionally, but the French onion tastes like if you took white castle hamburgers, and put them in water for a few hours.
Then took out the burger part.
 

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I never liked that overpriced shithole....I know people love it...but I think there are too many hipsters and wannabees there..
 

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I love this stuff, it's great, but it's somehow even blacker on the way out.
And it's those poops where no matter what you do, there's still a little left that just won't slither out. So you have to wipe and wipe for 15 minutes.

But, MMMMMMMM
This post is really funny because of the look on the cute girl's face in your sig.
 

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Their soups and breads are ok, but the sandwiches are complete dogshit. Grade D dogshit.
 

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Their soups and breads are ok, but the sandwiches are complete dogshit. Grade D dogshit.
I love the chipotle chicken sandwich they have. I usually get that or a bread bowl either creamy tomato or creamy chicken and wild rice soup
 

BIV

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They have a steak and egg bagel sammich that I enjoyed.
 
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I love all their food... I go there like 5 times a week I think.

I love all the hot paninis. I've really never had anything bad there, but I'm not a real "foodie".
I've never seen a hipster there either.
 

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There is a Panera on the FEMA death camp where I attend my community college.

Comprehensive List Of FEMA Camps

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Ft. Benjamin Harrison – Located in the northeast part of Indianapolis, this base has been decomissioned from “active” use but portions are still ideally converted to hold detainees.
No hipsters at my Panera... just army guys(jackbooted slave handlers, maaaaan!) and old relics. For some reason the old geezers in the neighborhood have made it their morning coffee klatch place... where they all come together and discuss the important issues... the doings of their grandchildren and the current situation of their bowel movements.

So yes... my FEMA death camp serves warm paninis and creamy chicken and wild rice soup. How jealous are you?
 

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Went the first time a few weeks ago, the food was meh, the crowd was assholes and lunch for four was like 60$ I was not impressed. Oh and the parking lot was a fucking nightmare
 

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I love this stuff, it's great, but it's somehow even blacker on the way out.
And it's those poops where no matter what you do, there's still a little left that just won't slither out. So you have to wipe and wipe for 15 minutes.

But, MMMMMMMM
There has to be Ex-lax in that soup 'cause it does the same thing to me.