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Panera's Black Bean Soup Is Recking Me

Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by Absolutely, May 14, 2013.

  1. Absolutely

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    I love this stuff, it's great, but it's somehow even blacker on the way out.
    And it's those poops where no matter what you do, there's still a little left that just won't slither out. So you have to wipe and wipe for 15 minutes.

    But, MMMMMMMM
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  2. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Pooooooooooooop.
     
  3. Absolutely

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    My stomach is making haunted house noises
     
  4. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    I like their French onion soup in a bread bowl.
     
  5. Creasy Bear

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    Love the Panera black bean soup... but it makes my guttyworks all squidgylike too.
     
  6. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Never understood the french onion soup. Sure, the soup part is tasty, but i hate that bread shit on top.
     
  7. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    You mean the little crouton that all but disintegrates after holding a mountain of gruyere outside the soup so the broiler can turn it into singed bubbly gloriousness without which you'd pretty much just have brown onion & cheese dip?
     
  8. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Yeah, that. Except every time I've ever had it, it just turned into a mushy pile of nasty on top.
     
  9. Absolutely

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    I like it occasionally, but the French onion tastes like if you took white castle hamburgers, and put them in water for a few hours.
    Then took out the burger part.
     
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  10. Ballbuster1

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    And that's absolutely delicious.
     
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    "wrecking"

    chicken & wild rice soup
     
  12. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    I never liked that overpriced shithole....I know people love it...but I think there are too many hipsters and wannabees there..
     
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  13. LilJimmyRbinson

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    This post is really funny because of the look on the cute girl's face in your sig.
     
  14. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Ok off to the JJO thread
     
  15. Jef Leppard

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    its the fuckin starbucks of food
     
  16. blazin

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    Their soups and breads are ok, but the sandwiches are complete dogshit. Grade D dogshit.
     
  17. CM Mark

    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    I love the chipotle chicken sandwich they have. I usually get that or a bread bowl either creamy tomato or creamy chicken and wild rice soup
     
  18. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    They have a steak and egg bagel sammich that I enjoyed.
     
  19. Absolutely

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    I love all their food... I go there like 5 times a week I think.

    I love all the hot paninis. I've really never had anything bad there, but I'm not a real "foodie".
    I've never seen a hipster there either.
     
  20. Party Rooster

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    Did you check the bathroom mirror?
     
  21. Creasy Bear

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    There is a Panera on the FEMA death camp where I attend my community college.

    No hipsters at my Panera... just army guys(jackbooted slave handlers, maaaaan!) and old relics. For some reason the old geezers in the neighborhood have made it their morning coffee klatch place... where they all come together and discuss the important issues... the doings of their grandchildren and the current situation of their bowel movements.

    So yes... my FEMA death camp serves warm paninis and creamy chicken and wild rice soup. How jealous are you?
     
  22. Absolutely

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    I'm less hipster that I once was
     
  23. Party Rooster

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    I believe it. Hipsters are usually better spellers. :action-sm
     
  24. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    Went the first time a few weeks ago, the food was meh, the crowd was assholes and lunch for four was like 60$ I was not impressed. Oh and the parking lot was a fucking nightmare
     
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    There has to be Ex-lax in that soup 'cause it does the same thing to me.
     

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