Paris Hilton fimed naked again by new boyfriend

MAV

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you know, if you had someone like that in your bed (celebrity) wouldnt you have the fucking camera on a tripod or something?

not in the hands of bozo the wonder virgin?
 

circpro

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you know, if you had someone like that in your bed (celebrity) wouldnt you have the fucking camera on a tripod or something?

not in the hands of bozo the wonder virgin?
I would spring for a remote control to go with the tripod...
 

Simby19

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I'm a fucking chick and even I knew that was old.
 

burky79

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whiney douche aint he?

but he is the one stickin her and not any of us.

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paris hilton, becoming more attainable to the common man, with every minute of video.
 

NikkorTheMonk

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She's retarded. She has to be. She has the brain capacity of a goldfish. Her brain must reset every thirty seconds. It's Dory from Finding Nemo. How fucking dumb can one person be. Well my girlfriend asks the same question about me but thats beside the point.

I'd still hit it though.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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if you're going to make a video, at least keep the camera steady ... thing jumped more thannnnnnnnnnnnn oh I don't know something that jumps a lot
(I really need to go to sleep-I'm stoopider than usual)
 

SteveSteele

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I'd imagine it's hard to hold a camera steady and wack your bag at the same time. If any of her past performances on video is any indication, she's a real lousy lay.
 

Simby19

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So today I learned Lindsay, Elizabeth Berkley and Paris all suck in bed. Noted!
 

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I dont understand how in every tape of this bitch that comes out every guy is like, "Oh baby your so hot" " MMM youre the hottest girl ever". She really is not that attractive. These guys must not get that much ass if they are giving her that much praise.

No wonder the girl thinks her shit doesnt stink.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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I dont understand how in every tape of this bitch that comes out every guy is like, "Oh baby your so hot" " MMM youre the hottest girl ever". She really is not that attractive. These guys must not get that much ass if they are giving her that much praise.

No wonder the girl thinks her shit doesnt stink.
they're just lines that guys who can't think of anything else to say while they're getting laid use. She's just too stupid to realize she's being fed a load of crap .... in addition to the jizz load ;)
 

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These guys must not get that much ass if they are giving her that much praise.
really? you must bang some 10's every week, cause shes at least a solid 9 in the looks/body department.

i understand she acts like her IQ is a solid 9 too, but d00d, shes hot.
 

Simby19

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A 9 in the face too? Dude, she has a wonkey eye and an odd nose. Decapitate her and she's golden.
 

burky79

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A 9 in the face too? Dude, she has a wonkey eye and an odd nose. Decapitate her and she's golden.
k, maybe a 7.5-8 in the face (imho).
besides that, whats a wonkey eye?
because im loffin and loffin at that phrase.