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  1. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Just got here today... gonna be here all week.

    There's no air in the fucking air here. I'm at 7000 ft. just sitting here in the condo and I can't breathe. I went for a run when I got here this morning to try and clear the splitting headache I had... that usually works for me. I made it about a mile before I realized why I had the headache in the first place... I ain't gettin' enough O's. I was huffing and puffing like a freight train. Where the hell are those sherpas with my bottles?

    It should get really fun tomorrow when I go up the mountain to 10,000 feet.

    On a happy note.. I discovered the Wasatch today...

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    Yums.

    Who needs air when there's beer?
     
  2. Pumpsie Green

    Pumpsie Green Registered User

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    Yeah the micros in Utah are pretty amazing.
     
  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Have fun, it takes about a week to get fully acclimated to altitude so by the time you are starting to feel good you will be shipping out. Just stick to the beer.
     
  4. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    I want to eat peyote in the desert
     
  5. MTJonny

    MTJonny All my posts come with a free smile
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    Living in high altitudes my entire life, this made me laugh like a retard.
     
  6. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    Ha ha! You're old.
     
  7. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    You will be too some day if you're lucky enough. :haha7:
     
  8. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    3HP in Utah. Okay, what horrible thing do you call the Mormons? Hey, did you fly over Nebraska on your way out there? Pretty exciting huh?
     
  9. DanaReevesLungs

    DanaReevesLungs I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
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    Love Utah!! Women are sexy, mountains are gorgeous and it's mostly white!
     
  10. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    The guy collecting carts in the Costco parking lot was black, aside from that...

    Weird, didn't see a single young person coming off the slopes yesterday. Go figger.
     
  11. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Haven't had any run-ins with the Romneybots yet. I'll keep you posted.
     
  12. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Oh? There's a big Vietnamese population?
     
  13. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Slopes are Koreans.

    Not to be confused with gooks or VC. ;)

    And I'd look for an O2 bar for that headache, Mr. Drunken ski bum.
     
  14. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Oh? There's a big Korean population?
     
  15. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Snowed all day... fantastic.

    Went to a tubing hill yesterday... Gorgonzola Park or somesuch cheese-like name. A guy tubing the lane next to me needed a push to get going and he gave me a,"Little help here, buddy?" I gave his tube a kick. It was Steve Carell. No shitskis.

    Twenty minutes ago I was having a snowball fight in a hot tub. Didja get that? I was drinking a hot bourbon drink, while sitting my ass in a hot tub, while having a snowball fight with the peeps in the other hot tubs... in a blizzard! I was wearing my tuque to keep my head warm. Wearing my tuque... in a hot tub... in a blizzard... drinking hot bourbon... throwing snowballs...

    Coo coo coo roo coo coo coo coo! Take off, hosers.

    Oh... there WILL be snowball fights in hot tubs in Valhalla. I promise you. After the day's battling and chopping off of limbs, after the feasting... snowball fights in hot tubs... hot tubs full of fine wenches.

    I don't know how much sweeter I can make the Valhalla deal in order to get more converts. If you people aren't swayed by snowball fights in fine ass wench-filled hot tubs, then I just give up... you lameoids deserve to rot in boring ass heaven with Geezos.
     
  16. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Hey! I'm not old!

    It's just that my body is a finely-tuned machine calibrated to a specific oxygen-saturated environ... alright, you got me, I'm an old fart.
     
  17. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Because I'm not quite bombed out of my skull enough yet... going here for dinner tonight...

    And by "dinner" I mean many, many shots of whiskey.
     
  18. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Boy, she keeps you farting through silk, doesn't she? Fucker.
     
  19. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Call them "The Morg". It pisses them the fuck off.
     
  20. Chin nuts

    Chin nuts Your breath smells like a dead baby's coffin.

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    I love Utah snow. If you're going to ski and have the time check out Solitude Mtn. It's near Alta. Not crowded at all and a great place.
    If you have bucks check out Deer Valley it's for the super rich but the skiing was great and the food was excellent.
    If not, then Park City/Canyons is nice too. Have fun.
     
  21. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    The Morg... I get it.

    Reluctance is febrile. Your ass will be laminated.
     
  22. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Staying at Canyons... Grand Summit.

    Skied Deer Valley today. Had a drink at the bar at the St. Regis... fancy schmancy. Too rich for my shanty Irish blood.
     
  23. Voss's Tumor

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    I'd just really hard core attempt to recruit them to your Valhalla religion.
     
  24. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Somebody's gotta.

    Okay... I'm off a-wassailing... Park Ave Park City.

    Pray for me... to Odin... not that fruityass Jesus.
     
  25. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Been doing this for years. Old hat, yesterdays news.
     

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