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Just got here today... gonna be here all week.

There's no air in the fucking air here. I'm at 7000 ft. just sitting here in the condo and I can't breathe. I went for a run when I got here this morning to try and clear the splitting headache I had... that usually works for me. I made it about a mile before I realized why I had the headache in the first place... I ain't gettin' enough O's. I was huffing and puffing like a freight train. Where the hell are those sherpas with my bottles?

It should get really fun tomorrow when I go up the mountain to 10,000 feet.

On a happy note.. I discovered the Wasatch today...



Yums.

Who needs air when there's beer?
 

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Yeah the micros in Utah are pretty amazing.
 

fletcher

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Have fun, it takes about a week to get fully acclimated to altitude so by the time you are starting to feel good you will be shipping out. Just stick to the beer.
 

Chino Kapone

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Ha ha! You're old.
 

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3HP in Utah. Okay, what horrible thing do you call the Mormons? Hey, did you fly over Nebraska on your way out there? Pretty exciting huh?
 

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Love Utah!! Women are sexy, mountains are gorgeous and it's mostly white!
 

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Love Utah!! Women are sexy, mountains are gorgeous and it's mostly white!
The guy collecting carts in the Costco parking lot was black, aside from that...

Weird, didn't see a single young person coming off the slopes yesterday. Go figger.
 

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3HP in Utah. Okay, what horrible thing do you call the Mormons? Hey, did you fly over Nebraska on your way out there? Pretty exciting huh?
Haven't had any run-ins with the Romneybots yet. I'll keep you posted.
 

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Oh? There's a big Korean population?
 

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Snowed all day... fantastic.

Went to a tubing hill yesterday... Gorgonzola Park or somesuch cheese-like name. A guy tubing the lane next to me needed a push to get going and he gave me a,"Little help here, buddy?" I gave his tube a kick. It was Steve Carell. No shitskis.

Twenty minutes ago I was having a snowball fight in a hot tub. Didja get that? I was drinking a hot bourbon drink, while sitting my ass in a hot tub, while having a snowball fight with the peeps in the other hot tubs... in a blizzard! I was wearing my tuque to keep my head warm. Wearing my tuque... in a hot tub... in a blizzard... drinking hot bourbon... throwing snowballs...

Coo coo coo roo coo coo coo coo! Take off, hosers.

Oh... there WILL be snowball fights in hot tubs in Valhalla. I promise you. After the day's battling and chopping off of limbs, after the feasting... snowball fights in hot tubs... hot tubs full of fine wenches.

I don't know how much sweeter I can make the Valhalla deal in order to get more converts. If you people aren't swayed by snowball fights in fine ass wench-filled hot tubs, then I just give up... you lameoids deserve to rot in boring ass heaven with Geezos.
 

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Because I'm not quite bombed out of my skull enough yet... going here for dinner tonight...

http://www.highwest.com/

Highwest Distillery

Small Batch, Mountain Crafted

High West Distillery crafts spirits for people who want great taste and appreciate quality ingredients, small batches, and the owner’s personal touch. We use the best local, mountain ingredients and distill in a traditional copper pot still.
And by "dinner" I mean many, many shots of whiskey.
 

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I love Utah snow. If you're going to ski and have the time check out Solitude Mtn. It's near Alta. Not crowded at all and a great place.
If you have bucks check out Deer Valley it's for the super rich but the skiing was great and the food was excellent.
If not, then Park City/Canyons is nice too. Have fun.
 

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I love Utah snow. If you're going to ski and have the time check out Solitude Mtn. It's near Alta. Not crowded at all and a great place.
If you have bucks check out Deer Valley it's for the super rich but the skiing was great and the food was excellent.
If not, then Park City/Canyons is nice too. Have fun.
Staying at Canyons... Grand Summit.

Skied Deer Valley today. Had a drink at the bar at the St. Regis... fancy schmancy. Too rich for my shanty Irish blood.
 
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I'd just really hard core attempt to recruit them to your Valhalla religion.
 

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Twenty minutes ago I was having a snowball fight in a hot tub. Didja get that? I was drinking a hot bourbon drink, while sitting my ass in a hot tub, while having a snowball fight with the peeps in the other hot tubs... in a blizzard! I was wearing my tuque to keep my head warm. Wearing my tuque... in a hot tub... in a blizzard... drinking hot bourbon... throwing snowballs...

Coo coo coo roo coo coo coo coo! Take off, hosers.

Oh... there WILL be snowball fights in hot tubs in Valhalla. I promise you. After the day's battling and chopping off of limbs, after the feasting... snowball fights in hot tubs... hot tubs full of fine wenches.

I don't know how much sweeter I can make the Valhalla deal in order to get more converts. If you people aren't swayed by snowball fights in fine ass wench-filled hot tubs, then I just give up... you lameoids deserve to rot in boring ass heaven with Geezos.
Been doing this for years. Old hat, yesterdays news.