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Pastor claimed his penis had been anointed with the “Holy Spirit divine semen”

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    This guy has moxy.

    http://m24digital.com/en/2013/01/29...y-spirit-divine-semen-and-raped-his-faithful/
     
  2. Mags

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    Well, this is one angle I never tried.
     
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  3. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    People who believe in "intelligent design" should be forced to support this guy.
     
  4. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    all i have to say is:
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  5. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Yay! Religion!
     
  6. Chin nuts

    Chin nuts Your breath smells like a dead baby's coffin.

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    According to the Pastor, “You have in your hands the servant of the Lord and do not regret it yet. I hope to continue my wonderful job within the prison”.

    This should end well eventually.
     
  7. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    This story is awesome. I'm posting it on Reddit immediately.
     
  8. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Don't let Disapproving Donald catch you.

    So, he started to the Holy Semen Crusade because he met a guy named Jesus in a brothel in Brazil? There are probably 2 million guys named Jesus in Brazil.
     
  9. Mags

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    Bzzzzt. You're thinking of Hispanic countries, which Brazil is not. It's not even in the top 100 for 2011:

    http://www.babynamefacts.com/popularnames/countries.php?country=BZL#.UQv7bVy9K0c
     
  10. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    No kidding. His story checks out then!
     
  11. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    It's just as believable as anything else that comes out of a preachers mouth.
     
  12. Don the Radio Guy

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    You do realize Brazilians speak Portuguese, and not Spanish, right?
     
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  13. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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  14. Mags

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    Sure he does :rolleyes
     
  15. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    I would have went with this guy has spunk.
     
  16. Don the Radio Guy

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    Sounds like he didn't want it, though.
     

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