Penelope Cruz Stripping

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This is possibly the one and only woman that does absolutely nothing for me. I don't see what the big deal is about her.
 

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Strippers usually get naked. That was a waste.
 

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I won't say she does "nothing" for me, but no more than the average decent looking woman... she's not ScoJo :)
 

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I'll bet she thought she was being outrageous when she did that scene... every man in the world was going to go insane with lust when they saw such a big, mainstream star being so naughty.

Sorry, toots. Ain't happenin' :sleeping
 

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I'll bet she thought she was being outrageous when she did that scene... every man in the world was going to go insane with lust when they saw such a big, mainstream star being so naughty.

Sorry, toots. Ain't happenin' :sleeping
yeah its awful. and would have been hard to top her best friend salma anyways
[MEDIA]http://youtube.com/watch?v=qtd3iTnNL8o[/MEDIA]
 
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This is possibly the one and only woman that does absolutely nothing for me. I don't see what the big deal is about her.
I'm with you. Her accent and the way she talks really ruins if for me. I think she looks funny too.
 
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I'd hit it, twice...

more if possible.
 

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I'll bet she thought she was being outrageous when she did that scene... every man in the world was going to go insane with lust when they saw such a big, mainstream star being so naughty.

Sorry, toots. Ain't happenin' :sleeping
Mainstream? I wonder how she pulled that off? She's never been in anything worth watching. I can't even figure out why I know this chick's name. Couldn't tell you a single movie she's ever been in.
 

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I'll bet she thought she was being outrageous when she did that scene... every man in the world was going to go insane with lust when they saw such a big, mainstream star being so naughty.

Sorry, toots. Ain't happenin' :sleeping
She's been naked or topless in just about every movie she's done. That's why I was upset at this clip. She's not a tease. She's latin, they don't give a shit about showing their tits like Americans do.
 

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that Coke commercial she did a few years back was hotter.
 

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Mainstream? I wonder how she pulled that off? She's never been in anything worth watching. I can't even figure out why I know this chick's name. Couldn't tell you a single movie she's ever been in.
You never saw Blow, or Vanilla Sky?
 
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Eh. Per The Bennington Doctrine I would hammer it hard. Its very weird. She has a great body, I think she's got an attractive face when done up right, but that clip didn't even fill me up. I don't get it, but I'm with everyone else in this thread.
 

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What's that grass skirt thing hiding? You never see her ass. Hmm. Does nothing for me. Her thighs are distracting and I didn't think she moved sexily in the least.

Salma's a WHOLE 'nother story
 

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What's that grass skirt thing hiding? You never see her ass. Hmm. Does nothing for me. Her thighs are distracting and I didn't think she moved sexily in the least.

Salma's a WHOLE 'nother story
yeah, those grandma bloomers aren't sexy at all. her ass looks flat too. and she did look rather uncomfortable. but maybe her character is dancing for someone she doesn't want to and that's why she looks so uncomfortable.