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people sue over not getting super powers

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by JonBenetRamsey, Nov 21, 2011.

  1. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/21/power-bracelets-lawsuit_n_1105559.html?ref=style


    if you sued this company because a rubber band didn't make you stronger, just die already.
     
  2. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    He has a pretty applicable quote on this
     
  3. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    This should apply to those magnetic bracelets too. [video=youtube;XGNlSIb_3Ys]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGNlSIb_3Ys[/video]
     
  4. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    Fucking assholes will believe anything they're told.
     
  5. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Should have stated that in their ads and they may have been ok.
    I see tons of ads for shit that let you know their claims have not been
    scientifically verified and individual experiences vary. Dumb asses
    all around for both the sellers and the buyers.
     
  6. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    Anyone who can sell a silicone bracelet with a fucking hologram on it is a genius. The idiots are anyone on earth who thinks a picture can channel some sort of energy into your body.
     
  7. Voss's Tumor

    Voss's Tumor Banned

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    I have a friend who swears by those stupid things... Fucking guy has a masters degree in nuclear engineering, and he believes this dumb shit.
     
  8. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    But those idiots got a good lawyer and now they are gonna get paid.
     
  9. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    Your friend is retarded.
     
  10. CousinDave

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    I guess I shouldn't order that instant Lazarus Pit bubble bath ?
     
  11. Voss's Tumor

    Voss's Tumor Banned

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    Shockingly he's probably the smartest guy I know. I don't get it.
     
  12. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Actually I've found alot of "smart" people seem to lack common sense.
     
  13. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I'm saving my Obama quarters to buy a bracelet.

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  14. Neon

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    Finally a lawsuit I can get behind. Are the people who buy this shit stupid? Sure. But that doesn't mean they should be cheated by these fucking con men. Hopefully someone will sue that company that makes the 9/11 coins too.
     
  15. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    They will all get less than $50 each, and the lawyers will make millions, like usual.
     
  16. Neon

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    In this one case, I'm just happy that fucking company is losing a ton of money. No one was legitimately hurt by buying this crap, so I don't care that they aren't really getting paid much.
     
  17. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    White man's burden Lloyd, white man's burden.
     
  18. CousinDave

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    I'm pretty sure I remember an episode of Scam School about these things
     
  19. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    there was a couple of guys peddling those pieces of shit at the last gun show i went to, when they bothered me i just told the guy "i already screwed her this morning she doesn't need to get fucked out of money too" and just kept walking, the look on the guys face was priceless.
     
  20. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Must've been a lucrative business, they managed to score a stadium naming deal in Sacramento.
     
  21. JoeFromS.Jersey

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    You're such a rube...those things are worth nearly what my special edition 9/11 remembrance coins are.
     
  22. Bluestreak

    Bluestreak This space intentionally left blank.

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    My father-in-law has an aerospace engineering degree from MIT, yet still goes to Church and believes in "God."
    Smarts, intelligence and common sense have no intersect point.
     
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    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    So, can we use this as a precedent to sue the Catholic Church?
     
  24. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Well, if you were an altar boy there's a good chance you're repressing something you could sue for.
     
  25. Stig

    Stig Wackbag's New Favorite Heel

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    Since this was HuffPo, can I assume that all of the plaintiffs were Republicans?
     

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