Pepper spray sucks a fat ass

Ego

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I got sprayed tonight as part of the training requirement. I'm fine now, but right when it happened, :cry3::cry3::cry3:

I may be guilty of the crime of faggotry in this instance, but that shit stings, burns your face, etc.
 

Simby19

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Pepper spray in eyes more gooder than in fat ass, I think.
 

Ego

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Well, if they comply, I won't have to use it. Personally, I'd prefer a taser.
 

Sinn Fein

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Pepper spray in eyes more gooder than in fat ass, I think.
Years ago... When I worked at an auto repair shop, I parked a customer's car after finishing an oil change. I threw the keys in my pocket. It was a woman's car. She had a small pepper spray thing on the keychain. It exploded in my pocket. That stuff burned my nuts through the pocket fabric and my underwear. It was quite unpleasant.

Another time I got it in the face under similar circumstances... a hot day, customer's keys, etc.
 

Simby19

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Years ago... When I worked at an auto repair shop, I parked a customer's car after finishing an oil change. I threw the keys in my pocket. It was a woman's car. She had a small pepper spray thing on the keychain. It exploded in my pocket. That stuff burned my nuts through the pocket fabric and my underwear. It was quite unpleasant.

Another time I got it in the face under similar circumstances... a hot day, customer's keys, etc.
Which was worse? :D
 

Sinn Fein

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The nuts... Because it got worse from the sweat... ran down,ended up searing the butthole too.
 

Glenn Dandy

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i was playing with my gf's keys at a bar and accidentaly maced the bartender... oooopsy. my bad.
 

MrAbovePar

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Trust me on this...

Rub toothpaste into the affected areas. Oh..and when you do it, make sure someone is filming you. That'd be great.
 
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I got tagged with some pepper spray messing with stuff in my mom's purse when I was a wee tyke.

Never again will I touch a dispenser, fuck that. I'll teach my girlfriend to knife fight or buy her a concealable derringer or something, Pepper spray is too easily spilled or accidentally discharged for me
 

thelord68

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At the tail end of a much longer story, my friend's GF rushed at a cop from behind who was trying to arrest her uncle. I grabbed her, but the cop caught motion out of the corner of his eye. Fortunately he grabbed for his spray instead of his gun. He got her in face, but between the wind and the situation, he ended up spraying himself and anyone else who was nearby. I knew what it was so I just powered through it and grabbed her off the ground, where she was screaming like a...uhh.... girl.

Even though I just got it indirectly, that burned like hell, so I can imagine what she was going through.
 

Creasy Bear

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I got sprayed tonight as part of the training requirement. I'm fine now, but right when it happened, :cry3::cry3::cry3:

I may be guilty of the crime of faggotry in this instance, but that shit stings, burns your face, etc.
I sure hope you got video of it and posted it on YouTube... because those thousands of pepper spray/taser training videos are so much more entertaining than the handful of videos of real perps being jacked up that I'm trying to find. :icon_roll
 

THE FEZ MAN

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i cant wait to get tazed
 

mendozathejew

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I barely got exposed to it at college during a national championship riot. it was enough for me to realize getting it up close must me miserable
 

LBF

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i cant wait to get tazed
I worked as a jail guard for a couple summers during college. Part of our training was to get hit with the pepper spray as well as being tazed (not the fancy prong-on-a-wire style tazer, just the little hand-held one). The pepper spray was pretty harsh but the tazer made me damn near piss my pants. A simple two second jolt to the thigh put me flat on my ass in the floor.