Petition to Deport Piers Morgan

striker

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LiddyRules

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Deporting people who say things you disagree with! America!
 

OccupyWackbag

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Kicking people out of the country because you don't like what they have to say... yeah that's not a slippery slop or anything.
 

Buster H

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slippery slope indeed.... talking out your ass is one thing. If he took action to actively attempt to destabilize our govt, that's another
 
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Let's be reality: The only reason he is on an anti-gun campaign is because it is i) a polarizing issue, b) is a popular (dare I say, trendy) stance to take, c) shootings are on everybody's minds right now.

All that amounts to is a ratings grab. NOTHING more. If people didn't care he wouldn't talk about it.

How about signing a petition to not follow the mainstream media anymore.
 

Neon

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I think it works as a statement but not as an actual serious idea. He complained that the people signing the petition were trying to take away his First Amendment rights, but people responded by saying: "Then how are they any different from you?"
 

Buster H

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I think it works as a statement but not as an actual serious idea. He complained that the people signing the petition were trying to take away his First Amendment rights, but people responded by saying: "Then how are they any different from you?"
agreed
 

Voodoo Ben

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can we file a petition to make him properly pronounce the word "Fury"?
 

Don the Radio Guy

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These petitions are a harmless way to make a statement. The statement here is that we're tired of this Limey cunt telling us we're bad people.
 

weeniewawa

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all this is doing is helping his abysmal ratings and will keep him here longer

just ignore the troll and he will go elsewhere, not back to england as he may get arrested for the phone hacking scandal

 

Norm Stansfield

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This turned up on another forum, it may not work, but it sounds like a damn good idea.
I love the Second Amendment, and despise Piers Morgan. But I never heard a stupider idea than this in my life.

1. You're petitioning the government to violate the Constitution
2. You're giving him attention
3. You're validating his argument that gun advocates are nutjobs
 

OccupyWackbag

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I love the Second Amendment, and despise Piers Morgan. But I never heard a stupider idea than this in my life.

1. You're petitioning the government to violate the Constitution
2. You're giving him attention
3. You're validating his argument that gun advocates are nutjobs
:D


These petitions are a harmless way to make a statement. The statement here is that we're tired of this Limey cunt telling us we're bad people.
 

fletcher

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What a cunt. Piers Morgan is, too.
 

Norm Stansfield

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We'll throw in five redskins and a bald eagle on our end, too.
 

Konstantin K

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So is OWB 0 for 2 with alt accounts in the past couple days?
 

fletcher

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So is OWB 0 for 2 with alt accounts in the past couple days?
He is on his 4th regular account, what gives you any reason to think he can manage a side troll account?
 

ginaf20697

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He's an Arsenal fan. That's more than enough reason to send him back.
 

Konstantin K

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He is on his 4th regular account, what gives you any reason to think he can manage a side troll account?
I just enjoy the fact that both times he crashed and burned before even getting off the ground.