Piggiest/worst girl you ever stuck your dick into.

VMS

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Pictures if you feel comfortable doing so.

In my case, I've done okay, but the "worst" chick I ever did was a dead ringer for Chelsea Clinton in her awkward stage. One nighter, but the girl had this huge cold sore (she said it was a burn, but it looked like a cold sore to me...).

On the flipside, she was a friggin' vise...
 
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I don't remember her name. She was faaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt, but the pussy was good.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Couple of fatties when I was in high school & didn't care what mayhem my cock got into... Don't recall any names, but I do remember that they had to at least be shapely-fat, if you get what I'm saying. No thanksgiving float-types.
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

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I've definitely gone the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade float type, but I pulled a lot of ass off of AOL chat rooms in the late 90s. Sometimes you just think "well...I drove all this way". They weren't all hambeasts, but several definitely were.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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I recall a time I showed some restraint, where a bunch of my friends didn't.... a friend of one of my sisters was, shall we say, a candidate for the short bus.... she had a nice body, but looking at her face, you could tell something was seriously amiss with her. She used to steal money from her parents & give it to the boys in my school to fool around with her. Yep, you heard it right. She would pay to give head or fuck. Christ on a pony, that shit just creeped me out.

And I swear I never did. Thought about it, hell, I could have used the money for smokes & weed, but in the end it was too much for me to get my head around.
 

Hudson

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A swim team groupie in college..who had multiple nicknames..one from pre college being "the poop chute princess" but we all called her "stinky puss" she was really hot but had an aura of needing a good scrubbing...of course..she moved on to certain members of the basketball team..a gentleman nicknamed Keith HUGE...because he was apparently hung like a three year old arm clutching an apple. No amout od growth after shrinkage could measure up to that.
 

notmikeh

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I fucked a black girl with chest and abdominal scars in poison ivy. (that's right) She later went on to die as a homeless heroin and crack addict
 
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My girl & I broke off an engagement, so I fucked her best friend's brains out. Took her out to a movie & next week she baked me a cake.. game on! She wasn't huge back then, but she was on her way. She is now. They both are.

The epic win was that my ex thought we were going at it for months. Win!
 

shimrra

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My ex, she was a size 5-6 when we started dating by the end of it she was a size 16-18. Now my new girl is a size 4-5 and she is a health nut so fingers crossed.
 
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everything i ever hit from adultfriendfinder. its the ultimate "in a bind and really need to fuck a volunteer before i commit a sex crime" site.
 

mills

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My first was a blond flatso who was quite popular with the young persons, and boy it showed. I learned about the truth of stereotypes at a young age.
 

Sinn Fein

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Probably my ex-fiance. I was young and stupid. My parents made it their mission to keep me from even getting close to the possibility of potentially almost getting laid when I was in high school. So when I got away and went to college and finally got some I went nuts.
 

The Godfather

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I've definitely gone the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade float type, but I pulled a lot of ass off of AOL chat rooms in the late 90s. Sometimes you just think "well...I drove all this way". They weren't all hambeasts, but several definitely were.
a/s/l?
 

THE FEZ MAN

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My ex wife for the last 10 yeaes got horrificaly fat. Banged lots of fatties she was just one
 
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I'm going to sound like a gay douche, but I've never banged anyone who was considered "Fat" or a "Pig".
I have high/weird standards, so A.) I don't bang a lot of women and B.) I'd rather just jack off than bang someone who is a Pig.

Again, call me gay, but if given the chance to fuck some chick who is like a 4-5 facially and a fatso, I'd pick Porn. Fat girls disgust me. I had friends in college who loved to do the fatty-pig thing, and I just never got in to it.
Even in a dry spell, I'll just wait it out...

However, I also don't drink very often, so that might be hurting the Pig-Bang ratio.

Also, just for clarification... before getting completely ripped on the "I'd pick porn" over a chick, this is the caliber I'm envisioning.


Friends of mine would have no problem "Hitting" that, whereas I'd be like "Naaaaah"
 

VMS

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Friends of mine would have no problem "Hitting" that, whereas I'd be like "Naaaaah"
OTOH, some of the chicks you dig, going off various threads, are just weird looking to me.

The fattest chicks I've banged might be 20-30 lbs over "ideal" weight at most, and had something to offset that little extra weight. They either had awesome tits, a gorgeous face, or both.

OTOH, the chick I mentioned in the OP had a great body: she was just not exactly pretty.
Think this picture:

She was definitely the kind of girl who wouldn't look good in the morning, but cleaned up and with some effort on her part she was ok. But the entire time with her, I could picture her looking like this:

in the morning.

And she kinda did.

But if you're into a girl, you're into a girl. Nothing wrong with having different standards of beauty for a chick. I'm not just looking for fat chick stories: I'm also looking for "well, this one time I banged this really ugly chick" stories as well.
 

George Costanza

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I think beauty is more subjective. I like really pale women who are shy and they must be fit and trim. All the girls I've ever copulated with are attractive and 7's minimum. I would of banged lesser females but always had trouble performing when I was drunk enough that they looked acceptable. I would bang the hell out of chelsea too. She has a weird attractiveness too her.
 

Stormrider666

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This short and dumpy chick with red hair and freckles. But she had the prettiest pair of green eyes that I have ever seen and she could suck a mean dick.
 

Stig

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This short and dumpy chick with red hair and freckles. But she had the prettiest pair of green eyes that I have ever seen and she could suck a mean dick.
But we EXPECT black dudes to bang our dumpy chicks!

It's the last slavey thing we can still get you to do for us.

:action-sm
 
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OTOH, some of the chicks you dig, going off various threads, are just weird looking to me.

The fattest chicks I've banged might be 20-30 lbs over "ideal" weight at most, and had something to offset that little extra weight. They either had awesome tits, a gorgeous face, or both.
Oh, I'll completely admit that. I have weird/strange tastes.
Maybe I have a different concept of a the "Pig", but yeah I'd do someone who was 20-30 pounds overweight but she had "awesome tits, a gorgeous face, or both" like you said.

20-30 pounds is different than like some girl who's pushing 200
 

Chino Kapone

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Oh, I'll completely admit that. I have weird/strange tastes.

It's because you're a fucking hipster. Wich, I am to. To an extent... I mean, I like the kind of girls that are emaciated, with daddy issues who look like they cut their own hair, and possibly their wrists.
 

Stig

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Oh, I'll completely admit that. I have weird/strange tastes.
Maybe I have a different concept of a the "Pig", but yeah I'd do someone who was 20-30 pounds overweight but she had "awesome tits, a gorgeous face, or both" like you said.

20-30 pounds is different than like some girl who's pushing 200
20-30 pounds over fashion model weight isn't even a factor. I like a girl with at least a little substance to her. Anorexia does nothing for me.
 

Poison The Well

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I banged this chick in college who was sort of fat, but not grossly? Like she still had hips and her tits were farther out than her stomach was. She sucked a good dick (she was hungry LOLOLOL1!!11getit) but she was insanely annoying to be around. Got my load off and never did it again.

Few weeks later she got into a drunken fight with one of my hotter friends saying that she stole me from her so I walked up to her in front of like 20 people and called her a fat pig, never spoke to her again.