Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Jun 22, 2011.
I guess we know what will be on O&A Thursday.
When did Anthony get his pilot's liscense? A hot mic incident never ends well. This guy will have to go on the "Drink Cum Apology Tour 2011" with Tracy Morgan.
After takeoff, the pilot turned on the PA and said, "Good evening, we will be flying at 30,000 feet for 5 hours and will be passing over the Grand Canyon in 30 minutes, blah blah blah. Have a nice flight." He hung up the mic but didn't turn off the PA. He said to the co-pilot, "Well, I think I'll go take a shit and then fuck that new stewardess." It goes all over the airplane. The flight attendant says oh my God and runs for the cockpit, trips, and falls in the aisle. An old lady says to her, "What's your rush, sweetie? He said he was gonna take a shit first."
/Gene Tracy joke
I think this guy will get suspended for a day or two...
He does speak the truth. Flight attendants these days are pretty rough in the looks department.
That's fucking great. Whoopsie!
"I'm sorry I said that"
Yeah, you can't really disagree with anything he said.
This. My neighbor is a United Flight Attendant and she was probably hot 20 years ago, but 20 years of tanning beds and she's turned into a piece of blond haired dried shoe leather. I doubt even Fezman would have a go at that beef jerky pussy.
"You know, I wouldn't be suprised if there wasn't some trouble about this."
I can't believe O&A didn't cover this yesterday.
Fake fake sooo faggot fake
It's not fake. It was a national story.
Oh, so that's where my avatar comes from.
I'm on to you , you're nicked!
A mod gave it to me and I kept it because I thought it was funny. Never knew.
Well it is funny! He's a gay man but funny
Fucking ponderous. This culture of wanting damages over words is ridiculous. Slander is one thing, but he never mentioned anyone by name. What a bunch of faggots. Wait, what?
I see that he's keeping his job, which is good because I can't fly a plane.
And this lawsuit shit is retarded (see what I did?), you can't sue because your feelings got hurt.
Yes, that is some unprofessional shit to do at work, and he wasn't bright enough to make sure the button wasn't stuck, but these motherfuckers want that pilot fired.
I just figure he should have to sit through some awful sensitivity classes for the next six months. That'll learn him to make sure that mic is off before you talk shit.
"Now those fucking queers and fatties and grandmas are trying to sue my ass. Fuck."
"Uh, Southwest 1034, you've got a hot mic again."
Same here. Was so looking forward to Ant doing his cockpit voice. I'm thinking they had it on the prep sheet, but ran out of time, because the bit they played after the Shit Show was an old one of him doing the voice.