Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Nov 17, 2011.
Sounds like something Teddy Roosevelt would make up.
"we're not gonna cut open that piranha and see that de Campos Pinto boy's toe spill out all over the dock!"
Make it one of them queer beaches and it'll take care of a few problems.
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. Wait, actually, it kinda is...
I hope they kill more of the locals.
Less fuckwads to infest Disney World.
Yeah, why would you shut down the beach? Only 15 recent attacks. Hose it down and back to business as usual.
Skeptical of this article's claims
You're the mayor of piranha town and these people think you want the beaches open!