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Pissing at home...

When at home do you pee


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Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
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Jan 14, 2002
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#15
Standing at the toilet, unless I am drinking, then it is in this order depending on magnitude of drunkenness: Standing: In the tub, in the sink, out the window, in a bottle, in the closet, in a drawer, on the floor. Other: in bed on female.
N/B: the last 4 have not occurred in the 20 years since I gave up tequila, Southern Comfort, Vodka, and Jack Daniels.
 

icculus1284

Registered User
May 16, 2007
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Fort Collins
#17
My wife once told me her father sits to piss. I couldn't believe her.

However, when my in-laws were visiting a few months ago, my cat decided to push the door open on him. Sure enough, there he was, sitting and pissing in the toilet. It took all the energy in my life to stifle laughter.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
Jul 24, 2005
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Idaho
#18
My wife once told me her father sits to piss. I couldn't believe her.

However, when my in-laws were visiting a few months ago, my cat decided to push the door open on him. Sure enough, there he was, sitting and pissing in the toilet. It took all the energy in my life to stifle laughter.
So your cat told you?
 

Josh_R

Registered User
Jan 29, 2005
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Akron, Ohio
#19
"Men don't use the word 'inappropriate'. The only time it's acceptable to use is when you sit down to take a shit, and nothing comes out, and you just end up sitting down to piss. Then you say 'well, that was inappropriate'." Patrice O'Neal

It is inappropriate for a man to sit down just to piss.
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
Dec 4, 2005
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New Jersey
#25
sometimes I'd get lazy and not want to turn on the bathroom light so it doesn't hurt my eyes in the middle of the night but then you get one of those pisses where the stream splits and shoots off in two different directions and you hear it hitting the side of the bowl or the wall and quick do some adjustments to minimize the leakage
 
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