Pissing at home...

When at home do you pee


  • Total voters
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fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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Feb 20, 2006
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#2
If your mom is over, standing, right into her mouth.
 

gator1010

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Oct 13, 2011
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#3
i was wondering what that sour taste was when i french kiss her.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
Sep 15, 2004
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F.U.B.A.R
#4
The only excuse for pissing and sitting is when your too drunk to stand and piss.
 

Cunt Smasher

Caligula Jr.
Aug 26, 2005
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#8
Stand up to piss, sit down to shit, stand back up to wipe?
 

Bill Lehecka

The Fat Horse v. 2.0
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Dec 8, 2004
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#11
An actual poll question about piss and peeing, and no "Pee in my butt" option? *tsk tsk*
 

Voodoo Ben

You gotta wash your ass
Dec 5, 2010
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#13
standing up.

on underage girls.
 

Hudson

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Jan 14, 2002
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Land of misfit toys
#15
Standing at the toilet, unless I am drinking, then it is in this order depending on magnitude of drunkenness: Standing: In the tub, in the sink, out the window, in a bottle, in the closet, in a drawer, on the floor. Other: in bed on female.
N/B: the last 4 have not occurred in the 20 years since I gave up tequila, Southern Comfort, Vodka, and Jack Daniels.
 

icculus1284

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May 16, 2007
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#17
My wife once told me her father sits to piss. I couldn't believe her.

However, when my in-laws were visiting a few months ago, my cat decided to push the door open on him. Sure enough, there he was, sitting and pissing in the toilet. It took all the energy in my life to stifle laughter.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
Jul 24, 2005
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#18
My wife once told me her father sits to piss. I couldn't believe her.

However, when my in-laws were visiting a few months ago, my cat decided to push the door open on him. Sure enough, there he was, sitting and pissing in the toilet. It took all the energy in my life to stifle laughter.
So your cat told you?
 

Josh_R

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Jan 29, 2005
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Akron, Ohio
#19
"Men don't use the word 'inappropriate'. The only time it's acceptable to use is when you sit down to take a shit, and nothing comes out, and you just end up sitting down to piss. Then you say 'well, that was inappropriate'." Patrice O'Neal

It is inappropriate for a man to sit down just to piss.
 

oldmandick

Back In Black!!
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Jan 15, 2005
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#21
Both, and fuck the socktuckers who think sitting isn't manly.
 

mr. sin

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Mar 30, 2005
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#24
i voted standing up! but when i have to take a shit ill sit and piss then shit!
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
Dec 4, 2005
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#25
sometimes I'd get lazy and not want to turn on the bathroom light so it doesn't hurt my eyes in the middle of the night but then you get one of those pisses where the stream splits and shoots off in two different directions and you hear it hitting the side of the bowl or the wall and quick do some adjustments to minimize the leakage