Pissing at home...

When at home do you pee


  • Total voters
    32

gator1010

Registered User
#1
When home do you piss standing up or sitting down?
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#2
If your mom is over, standing, right into her mouth.
 

gator1010

Registered User
#3
i was wondering what that sour taste was when i french kiss her.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#4
The only excuse for pissing and sitting is when your too drunk to stand and piss.
 

Bill Lehecka

Whiny Man Baby
Donator
#11
An actual poll question about piss and peeing, and no "Pee in my butt" option? *tsk tsk*
 

CM Mark

The East is Ours!
#12
I'm a man. I piss standing up.


Unless I'm pissing while I have to shit.
 

Mother Shucker

I'm over here now.
#14
I may squat while peeing in the middle of the night, but otherwise, I stand like a man.
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
Donator
#15
Standing at the toilet, unless I am drinking, then it is in this order depending on magnitude of drunkenness: Standing: In the tub, in the sink, out the window, in a bottle, in the closet, in a drawer, on the floor. Other: in bed on female.
N/B: the last 4 have not occurred in the 20 years since I gave up tequila, Southern Comfort, Vodka, and Jack Daniels.
 

icculus1284

Registered User
#17
My wife once told me her father sits to piss. I couldn't believe her.

However, when my in-laws were visiting a few months ago, my cat decided to push the door open on him. Sure enough, there he was, sitting and pissing in the toilet. It took all the energy in my life to stifle laughter.
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
#18
My wife once told me her father sits to piss. I couldn't believe her.

However, when my in-laws were visiting a few months ago, my cat decided to push the door open on him. Sure enough, there he was, sitting and pissing in the toilet. It took all the energy in my life to stifle laughter.
So your cat told you?
 

Josh_R

Registered User
#19
"Men don't use the word 'inappropriate'. The only time it's acceptable to use is when you sit down to take a shit, and nothing comes out, and you just end up sitting down to piss. Then you say 'well, that was inappropriate'." Patrice O'Neal

It is inappropriate for a man to sit down just to piss.
 

oldmandick

Back In Black!!
Donator
#21
Both, and fuck the socktuckers who think sitting isn't manly.
 

mr. sin

Registered User
#24
i voted standing up! but when i have to take a shit ill sit and piss then shit!
 

jnoble

Lingering longer for a longering linger
#25
sometimes I'd get lazy and not want to turn on the bathroom light so it doesn't hurt my eyes in the middle of the night but then you get one of those pisses where the stream splits and shoots off in two different directions and you hear it hitting the side of the bowl or the wall and quick do some adjustments to minimize the leakage
 
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