Play the game the way it was designed to be played....

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MLB 2k13 and Fight Night are two games that bug me....

They come up with this complex way of hitting and pitching, or punching in fight nights case. They have this great way to time everything down with the right joystick and make everything a timing and skill thing...

And then you play against people online, and they changed their configuration so that they can just hit buttons instead.

To me that's just so lame. You took all the skill and timing and everything out of it because you are lazy and want to tap buttons.

/rant
 

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So how do you feel about 3rd party controllers GP/Danny?
:wavy:
 

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if the configuration can be changed, that is intended. therefore people are playing the game the way it was intended. therefore you're a whining faggot.
He means playing as intended by "the code", not the configuration.
 

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He means playing as intended by "the code", not the configuration.
You're trying to mock me because I said that I live by a different code than you? All men should have a code that they live by.... Now run along and try to one up someone's story and make it all about you old man.
 

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if the configuration can be changed, that is intended. therefore people are playing the game the way it was intended. therefore you're a whining faggot.
The game makers went through a ton of trouble making this sophisticated joystick system that took timing and actual skill. To just change all that to mash the A button is a bitch move. And go fuck yourself.
 

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You're trying to mock me because I said that I live by a different code than you? All men should have a code that they live by.... Now run along and try to one up someone's story and make it all about you old man.
No, I totally understand. I mean... a man rally can't call himself a man if he doesn't abide by the Xbox running kids out code of honor and integrity, right?

What we do in online gaming life echos in eternity.
 

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No, I totally understand. I mean... a man rally can't call himself a man if he doesn't abide by the Xbox running kids out code of honor and integrity, right?

What we do in online gaming life echos in eternity.
You're like a girl. We're talking about xbox in this thread. Me and you were talking about something else when I said I live by a different code. Stick to the topic old man. You really are a faggot dude.
 

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You're like a girl. We're talking about xbox in this thread. Me and you were talking about something else when I said I live by a different code. Stick to the topic old man. You really are a faggot dude.
Xbox, honor, integrity, pride, etc...

A true man of principle sits on the couch with his head held high and abides by the Xbox code of honor while his girl is out in the ghetto fetching him smokes and 40s.

I totally get it.
 

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Xbox, honor, integrity, pride, etc...

A true may of principle sits on the couch with his head held high and abides by the Xbox code of honor while his girl is out in the ghetto fetching him smokes and 40s.

I totally get it.
You realize video games are a hobby right? You realize people have hobbies other than making up bullshit to impress faggot fanboy nerds on a message board right? You realize you are making zero sense so you went to a topic that I was told I'd get banned for speaking about right? You're a clown. Now go into a thread where someone is telling a story about themselves, and then you can try to make up a story that is better than theirs, so that you can win all the internet attention for the day. Fuckin douche.
 

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You realize video games are a hobby right? You realize people have hobbies other than making up bullshit to impress faggot fanboy nerds on a message board right? You realize you are making zero sense so you went to a topic that I was told I'd get banned for speaking about right? You're a clown. Now go into a thread where someone is telling a story about themselves, and then you can try to make up a story that is better than theirs, so that you can win all the internet attention for the day. Fuckin douche.
Spoken with honor and integrity.

You do the Xbox gaming community proud, Andy.
 

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AKA, You have nothing. Aren't you on vacation faggot? Go jump in the gulf with all the other yankees while the water is still cold.
More righteous words of purity and virtue.

You're an incorruptible paragon of integrity, Andrew. An inspiration to us all.
 

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Andrew, what's it like to make threads on a forum and have people do nothing but bash the shit out of you? Does it sting a little? I'm willing to bet it does.

Rest easy. You have a 'bro code' you live by. Nothing that happens regarding what people say to you, has any effect. You keep that head held high, and those pants hanging low around your crotch, just like the Gang Members you emulate.

/salute
 

Gorilla Pimp

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More righteous words of purity and virtue.

You're an incorruptible paragon of integrity, Andrew. An inspiration to us all.
You really don't have anything huh? Just want to get that last word in? Go ahead, get the last word in sweetheart, and I'll go back to talking about video games in the video game section. When I want to hear made up horse shit and a bunch of faggots jumping up and clapping and eating it up, I'll come by the unfunny long title thread.
 

Gorilla Pimp

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Andrew, what's it like to make threads on a forum and have people do nothing but bash the shit out of you? Does it sting a little? I'm willing to bet it does.

Rest easy. You have a 'bro code' you live by. Nothing that happens regarding what people say to you, has any effect. You keep that head held high, and those pants hanging low around your crotch, just like the Gang Members you emulate.

/salute
high five thp! we showed him! can I be your friend please! Fuck outta here dude.
 

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Start a gaming league and post the rules to play in it. Abide by the gamers code, or die by it.
 

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Start a gaming league and post the rules to play in it. Abide by the gamers code, or die by it.
Fight Night is a 2 year old game. Theres only like 1,000 people that still play. I was just getting frustrated last night because i got my ass kicked twice in a row to people picking Mike tyson and just mashing the buttons.
 

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Fight Night is a 2 year old game. Theres only like 1,000 people that still play. I was just getting frustrated last night because i got my ass kicked twice in a row to people picking Mike tyson and just mashing the buttons.
 

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More power to you if you can deal with those little shit stains. Personally, I hate the fucks.
 

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I'm going to get some Fubu clothing like our own GP, and some Grape Fanta. Throw in a copy of NBA for Xbox, and a good stiff case of black envy, and voila! I'm a reasonable facsimile. Paragon indeed.

No comment on that sting, Andy?