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  1. DanaReevesLungs

    DanaReevesLungs I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
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  3. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    actually, they both prefer black guys. the first girl was bi which she defines as " Im bi so I lyke gurlz and blk guyz."
     
  4. Don the Radio Guy

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    That's par for the course for POF these days, hence the "MySpace of dating sites". If they allowed people to customize their profiles, it would be a repository of glitter animated gifs and bad R&B slow jams.
     
  5. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    so pof is for "young people", okcupid is for hipsters, /soc/ is for the socially inept and craigslist is for sexual deviants. got it.
     
  6. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    That second one. Jesus fucking KILL IT. I'm in shock. Came twice and now I'm going to recommend her to a friend.
     
  7. Saikotic

    Saikotic Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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    UGGGGGHHHHH It's first line in the desc is "I'm beautiful." ARRRGH.

    And what's a CNA? Is that anything like a DNR? That face reminds me of the suckerfish man in X-Files.
     
  8. Don the Radio Guy

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    CNA = diaper changer at a nursing home. That beast should be pulling a plow somewhere and not be allowed anywhere near human beings.
     
  9. AmberLee

    AmberLee High Five Champion

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    Certified nursing assistant. They do all the bitch work like bed pans and checking temperatures and giving sponge baths.
     
  10. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    My buddy in between marriages banged a bunch of whores from that site. But I guess being from Maine coal burners are not that much of an issue.

    Unless you go to Lewiston/ Auburn where there are a bunch of somalians...
     
  11. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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  12. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Not even a Shwoogie could fill that giant slit. Elephant is a possibility.
     
  13. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    What I love about POF is that many of the girls will say in their profiles don't contact them if you're just looking for sex. That they're looking for some thing more and don't want to be bothered by guys who are only looking for one thing. But the photos that they post would tell you a different story. Especially the ones where the girl's tits are basically falling out and they tell you not to comment on them.
     
  14. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    and you message them any way and say "yea i'm not just looking for sex either" and then you fuck them the first time you meet them.
     
  15. Jef Leppard

    Jef Leppard 4/5 ths

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    this

    they need to change the name to "put out fast"
     
  16. CousinDave

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    I would just love for stellarcomics to mislead these females on

    tell them exactly what they want to hear lead them on for weeks, and just when they think thay have a new man who truly loves them for who they rally are - this is the time to open a wound and put salt it!
     
  17. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    You been drinking, Dave?
     
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    I just woke up and that was what was on my computer, so I hit send


    no drinking just pills
     
  19. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    The second one - How the fuck can any living, breathing, human being want to 'tap that'. I swear I can actually smell her nasty BO and cranky ass just looking at those pics. What a keeper, no car, near minimum wage job and a face that is swollen up like she has a peanut allergy and just ate a huge PB&J.
     
  20. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Fez Man?
     
  21. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    She's soiled due to liking the black cock, so I doubt Fez Man would be interested.
     
  22. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    And she's not even a CNA, or even in school to become a CNA. "I'm getting ready to go to school in September to be a CNA"

    And I'm getting ready to wash my balls in December to fuck Brooklyn Decker.
     
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    Two questions in the first one...how do you have 37 piercing and none of them show in a picture? And two...you have two kids but they don't live with you, what couple brothers hit the unlucky lottery there?
     
  24. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    You can see many of them, two in her lip and mouth area, a shit ton in her ear. I assume nipples, clit hood etc. are also done. As far as the lottery winner, you have to be a special kind of loser to have your kids taken away in favor of some dude who was just looking to get some one night.
     
  25. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    They were visible in other pics. $5 says the kids are in foster care or something similar.
     

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