I'll go first. I was driving home from work during one of those hot-as-fuck Atlanta days when I noticed a girl, who had perviously led me on then blown me off, waiting at a bus stop with the other riff raff. I pointed and laughed hysterically. Get a car stupid; you're in your mid twenties. Next? Maybe someone saw an old person tumble out of their wheelchair or a little kitten get ran over in the street and had to point and laugh?