Political Headcount: Where Do You Stand Politically?

What the fuck are you politically?

  • Libertarian

    Votes: 14 26.9%
  • Conservative

    Votes: 9 17.3%
  • Liberal

    Votes: 2 3.8%
  • Independent

    Votes: 14 26.9%
  • Apathetic

    Votes: 4 7.7%
  • Member of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Socialist

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Filthy Communist

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fascist

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Anarchist

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • Pee in America's butt

    Votes: 6 11.5%

  • Total voters
    52

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
Aug 25, 2008
54,127
12,916
373
Atlanta, GA
#1
I think most of us know where the our fellow WackBaggers stand politically, but I'm curious about the actual number of people who fall on various points in the political field.
 

NuttyJim

Registered User
Feb 18, 2006
13,927
6,316
638
#2
I don't know where I fall.

 

Norm Stansfield

私は亀が好きだ。
Mar 17, 2009
15,949
4,075
328
#3
I'm a radical Capitalist. It's not on the list, so I voted Conservative because that's the closest to it.
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy
Jun 1, 2005
141,477
49,799
644
#4
 

Don the Radio Guy

G-Bb-A-D
Donator
Mar 30, 2006
69,628
5,081
568
Wyoming
#6
I took one of those political tests one time. It scored me as a far right libertarian. The "far right" comes from knowing that isolationism doesn't fucking work.
 
Jun 2, 2005
15,516
4
0
Dallas
#7
I voted Anarchist because I'm a political enigma. I'm an oil guy who's a staunch capitalist, extremely socially liberal, and I fucking hate 90% of the liberals I've ever met. I guess I'm a Libertarian, but that's like saying you're a bisexual these days. Either be gay or don't.

I'm quickly becoming one of those who just wants to watch the world burn.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
Aug 23, 2002
41,795
9,223
768
#8
Zombies
 

Konstantin K

Big League Poster
Aug 25, 2010
15,784
3,875
273
#9
I can't decide between the Fingerlicans and Tastycrats. Both have such good ideas.
 

Party Rooster

Unleash The Beast
Apr 27, 2005
40,304
7,454
438
The Inland Empire State
#10
I picked Independent. Some things like policies on healthcare and social issues I definitely lean liberal, but things like foreign policy and immigration I lean conservative. Really hard to find a politician that supports the same things I do 100% of the time. I would definitely vote more libertarian if they were more aligned with my foreign policy positions, so I think for more local positions they're a decent choice for me.
 
Dec 9, 2004
18,504
231
528
Baton Rouge
#11
I'm somewhere between Anthony and Joe Rogan on the political scale.

Fiscal and Gun Conservative most other things I'm on the side of personal Freedoms.
 

Cunt Smasher

Caligula Jr.
Aug 26, 2005
13,116
3,841
563
#13
Constitutional conservative, social libertarian.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
Mar 10, 2006
48,427
36,462
628
In a porn tree
#17
I'm a card-carrying member of The Very Silly Party standing strong behind my candidate, Jethro Q. Walrustitty.

 

Mags

LDAR, bitch.
Donator
Oct 22, 2004
34,894
11,983
693
Ill Repute
#19
I went with Independant since I'm conservative on crime, fiscal, immigration, gun laws but liberal on social, drug laws, gay rights, etc.

It ain't easy not toeing a party line. It hurts the brain.
 

Konstantin K

Big League Poster
Aug 25, 2010
15,784
3,875
273
#20
I went with Independant since I'm conservative on crime, fiscal, immigration, gun laws but liberal on social, drug laws, gay rights, etc.

It ain't easy not toeing a party line. It hurts the brain.
I get the sense that this describes a lot of the people that frequent this board, but maybe I'm projecting.
 

lajikal

Registered User
Aug 6, 2009
15,741
3,826
328
#22
I don't box myself into political parties mannnnn!!! Even independent is a political party, WTF!
 

CousinDave

Registered User
Dec 11, 2007
25,297
198
393
Ohio
#23
I stand against the ideas of the likes of the current POTUS, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Sherrod Brown, etc...
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
Jun 22, 2004
76,006
49,101
788
#24
I didn't know what to vote for, so took an online test. Here's what it said:



So how the hell should I vote? Independent?