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Pork-Laced Ammo Designed to Send Muslims to Hell

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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://gma.yahoo.com/pork-laced-ammo-designed-send-muslims-hell-194838485--abc-news-topstories.html

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  2. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Hokey, but they're making money. Good for them.
     
  3. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Hmmm most of their ammo is made from re manufactured brass...

    http://jihawg.com/ammunition

    About Us

    PEACE THROUGH PORK!
    In the fall of 2010, patriots from Idaho County, Idaho sat around a campfire enjoying an adult beverage. The discussion turned to concern and disgust that a mosque was being built at ground zero. Everyone in attendance agreed that freedom of religion is paramount for all peoples of Earth but this showed poor taste and had a sense of "rubbing our noses" into 9/11 tragedy. The discussion turned toward possible solutions to stop such a great insult.

    History of dealings with radical Islam from the days of Jefferson and the Barbary Pirates to actions of Gen. John J. "Black Jack" Pershing in the early 1900’s in the Philippines gave clarity to a modern day market solution-Jihawg Ammo. Our preference is peace first but if a fight is to be had we are determined and resolved to win. Thus came the beginning of the truest form of defensive ammunition ever created in history.

    A natural deterrent that prevents violence just by owning it but will strike fear into the hearts of those bent upon hate, violence and murder. Jihawg Ammo is certified "Haraam" or unclean. According to the belief system of the radical Islamist becoming "unclean" during Jihad will prevent their attaining entrance into heaven. Jihawg Ammo is a natural deterrent to radical and suicidal acts of violence.

    Our Porcine Coating (Pattern Pending) is infused with the highest quality pork product made right here in America. Jihawg Ammo is produced in the great state of Idaho.

    We at Jihawg Ammo hope you will stock up on Jihawg as a natural deterrent to the ever growing threat of radical Islam and Sharia Law. We, however, stress that the nullifying principle of our product is only effective if you are attacked by an Islamist in Jihad. Otherwise, our ammo functions just like any other ammunition so we obviously insist upon defensive use of our ammo only-not offensive.

    http://jihawg.com/about-us
     
  4. Mags

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    This is politically incorrect.
     
  5. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Pattern Pending?
     
  6. Mags

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    Yup. A class act.
     
  7. Edible Napalm

    Edible Napalm Powers are for the weak.

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    Here's what I don't understand about this, aren't these guys kinda of implying that Islam is the true religion? I mean if Christianity is the true religion wouldn't any Muslim go to hell automatically? Also wouldn't Allah know the difference between some one eating pork and them being killed by it?
     
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  8. Mags

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    Your questions are akin to asking questions about Star Wars.
     
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  9. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    At least with Star Wars you're less likely to get "'Merica. Obama's a communist Kenyan Muslim. Trucks!" as an answer to everything.

    And I want to make sure everyone is clear. The nullifying principle of the ammunition only works against Islamists in Jihad. The nullifying effect of the ammunition works against everyone.
     
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  10. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    The inevitable lawsuit when some idiot uses this to go out and kill a Muslim will be hilarious.
     
  11. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    That whole pork thing is why Islam is one of the dumbest religions on Earth. Why would you invent a religion where your most devout followers can do everything that they're supposed to do and still go to Hell because of something somebody else does? You helped the poor, worshiped Allah, and fought to exterminate the heretics? Too bad, faggot. You got shot in the chest with a pork bullet.
     
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  12. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    Actually, the prohibition against pork in both Islam and Judaism is obe of the smarter things about those religions, back when they were founded. The dangers of consuming badly cooked or spoiled pork products in a pre-industrial period are pretty nasty. That Christians ate pork when it could kill you was pretty dumb.

    A lot of religion makes sense in a pre-industrial era.

    That said, it's no longer the pre-industrial era.
     
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  13. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Humans are fucking retarded.
     
  14. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Weirdly today I saw a girl in a Hajab with her brother at a Mexican food place I go to... hope she realizes they do pork on the same flat top they do chicken and beef...
     
  15. MalcomOopsGotShot

    MalcomOopsGotShot White House Spokesperson

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    You should've done your civic duty and informed her that she was banished to burn in hell for the rest of eternity for the decision she just made.
     
  16. Ballbuster1

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    Exactly. Religion was a way to control the masses before
    they had elected governments. Stuff like that was done
    because they knew people got sick from eating pork so
    they just said God forbids it and that's the way it is.
    They preyed on the weak minded.
     
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  17. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
     
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  18. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Is Pork Bullet what you call your dick?
     
  19. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    It's in the beans, it's in the tamales, it's in the flour tortillas, it's in half the shit in Mexican food. Why do you think it's so delicious?
     
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  20. stevethrower

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    Der I forgot they put lard in everything there...
     
  21. gorram

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    But then we mastered BBQ so its back to Fuck you to Islam.
     
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  22. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I'll give Pigdango this.

    If I'm ever shot by pork-laced ammunition, then I'll say "Foiled Again by the Pig."
     
  23. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Now I'm starvin'





    We got any muslims back there?
     
  24. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Yep.
    Jews figured out if you butchered meat cleanly and didn't get shit in it or drag it on the ground, you'd
    live after you ate it. They couldn't trust that everyone would adhere to the rules, and they didn't know why they
    worked. So, only the religious leaders could certify it. We have the same thing in the FDA, except we
    separated the religion from it.
    Every group made rules to protect and grow the followers, so they could get larger and more powerful.
     
  25. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    No, that would be "meat missile".
     

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