Portland State student walking to dorm sexually assaulted

[BIV]

Which way is norf rape.

Portland State student walking to dorm sexually assaulted

by KGW Staff
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Posted on November 26, 2012 at 5:25 AM
Updated today at 5:41 AM


PORTLAND -- A woman reported that she was sexually assaulted early Monday morning in a stranger-to-stranger attack on the Portland State University campus.

The PSU student said she was walking to her dorm about 3:15 a.m. She had been near SW 10th and Yamhill and was walking to her dorm, according to Lt. Mike Marshman.

She recalls being followed as she walked toward the dorm at SW 10th and Market. She was struck over the head and woke up in an alley behind the dorm, Marshman said.

She was taken to a hospital for treatment. The suspect was described as a white man, possibly wearing a dark jacket and jeans.

Anyone with information was asked to call the Portland Police Bureau's Sex Crime Unit at (503) 823-0400. Anyone with emergency information should call 9-1-1.

http://www.kgw.com/news/Portland-State-student-sexually-assaulted-walking-to-dorm-180825501.html

The alley she woke up in:

 

[Creasy Bear]

Where's the gimmick, sir? This story doesn't appear to be wackbag worthy. Just a plain old boring raype story. Where's the sizzle?

 

[BIV]

Where's the gimmick, sir? This story doesn't appear to be wackbag worthy. Just a plain old boring raype story. Where's the sizzle?

I was working the :which way is norf" angle. Rape we see, sure. But rarely do you get the "knocked the fuck out" rape.

 

[Creasy Bear]

I was working the :which way is norf" angle. Rape we see, sure. But rarely do you get the "knocked the fuck out" rape.

I see where you're coming from... but it's pretty weak, sir. Please try harder next time. Maybe go with a humor angle... like somebody getting rayped by a clown... or maybe a clown getting rayped.

We must always strive to maintain the dignity and high standards of wackbag.

 

[BIV]

I see where you're coming from... but it's pretty weak, sir. Please try harder next time. Maybe go with a humor angle... like somebody getting rayped by a clown... or maybe a clown getting rayped.

We must always strive to maintain the dignity and high standards of wackbag.

You're right sir. I have been reprimanded.

 

[CougarHunter]

What was this slut wearing when she clearly brought this upon herself?

 

[OccupyWackbag]

Where's the gimmick, sir? This story doesn't appear to be wackbag worthy. Just a plain old boring raype story. Where's the sizzle?

That alley is pretty epic?

 

[JonBenetRamsey]

Where's the gimmick, sir? This story doesn't appear to be wackbag worthy. Just a plain old boring raype story. Where's the sizzle?

the gimmick i see is that the story actually mentioned the race of the suspect. but of course, only because the suspect is white. can't go upsetting them uppity minorities.