Which way is norf rape. http://www.kgw.com/news/Portland-State-student-sexually-assaulted-walking-to-dorm-180825501.html The alley she woke up in:
Where's the gimmick, sir? This story doesn't appear to be wackbag worthy. Just a plain old boring raype story. Where's the sizzle?
I was working the :which way is norf" angle. Rape we see, sure. But rarely do you get the "knocked the fuck out" rape.
I see where you're coming from... but it's pretty weak, sir. Please try harder next time. Maybe go with a humor angle... like somebody getting rayped by a clown... or maybe a clown getting rayped. We must always strive to maintain the dignity and high standards of wackbag.
the gimmick i see is that the story actually mentioned the race of the suspect. but of course, only because the suspect is white. can't go upsetting them uppity minorities.
