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Portland State student walking to dorm sexually assaulted

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Nov 26, 2012.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Which way is norf rape.
    http://www.kgw.com/news/Portland-State-student-sexually-assaulted-walking-to-dorm-180825501.html

    The alley she woke up in:
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  2. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Where's the gimmick, sir? This story doesn't appear to be wackbag worthy. Just a plain old boring raype story. Where's the sizzle?
     
  3. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I was working the :which way is norf" angle. Rape we see, sure. But rarely do you get the "knocked the fuck out" rape.
     
  4. Creasy Bear

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    I see where you're coming from... but it's pretty weak, sir. Please try harder next time. Maybe go with a humor angle... like somebody getting rayped by a clown... or maybe a clown getting rayped.

    We must always strive to maintain the dignity and high standards of wackbag.
     
  5. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    You're right sir. I have been reprimanded.
     
  6. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    What was this slut wearing when she clearly brought this upon herself?
     
  7. OccupyWackbag

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    That alley is pretty epic?
     
  8. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    the gimmick i see is that the story actually mentioned the race of the suspect. but of course, only because the suspect is white. can't go upsetting them uppity minorities.
     

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