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Farouk was awesome. Wonder what his Wackbag name was?

Early in WWII, Farouk had nightmares of getting chased by hungry lions, and somebody advised him “you will not rest until you have shot a lion“. So he went to the zoo and shot two lions in their cages.

By 1952, corruption and maladministration had completely eroded his standing, and he was overthrown in a coup. Hastily fleeing Egypt, Farouk left most of his possessions behind. When the new government auctioned his belongings, it was discovered that Farouk had accumulated the world’s then largest collection of pornography.

He eventually settled in Rome, where he literally ate himself to death, collapsing at a restaurant after a heavy meal in 1965.
 
Farouk was awesome. Wonder what his Wackbag name was?

Early in WWII, Farouk had nightmares of getting chased by hungry lions, and somebody advised him “you will not rest until you have shot a lion“. So he went to the zoo and shot two lions in their cages.

By 1952, corruption and maladministration had completely eroded his standing, and he was overthrown in a coup. Hastily fleeing Egypt, Farouk left most of his possessions behind. When the new government auctioned his belongings, it was discovered that Farouk had accumulated the world’s then largest collection of pornography.

He eventually settled in Rome, where he literally ate himself to death, collapsing at a restaurant after a heavy meal in 1965.
 

Verbal Kint

Come on now Algebra, this ain't no place for you


In 35 years of driving, I've bashed 2 of these fuckers that I wish did this.
Back in 1989, one took out my 6 day old Ford Taurus SHO
 

Saikotic

Scraping a dull blade across your tender eyeball
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In 35 years of driving, I've bashed 2 of these fuckers that I wish did this.
Back in 1989, one took out my 6 day old Ford Taurus SHO
And yer in Cleveland yeah? Deer should stay the fuck away from cities. Same thing happened to a buddy of mine in Slavic Village to his brand new SUV. Thankfully he had all the insurance, incl gap.
 

Verbal Kint

Come on now Algebra, this ain't no place for you
And yer in Cleveland yeah? Deer should stay the fuck away from cities. Same thing happened to a buddy of mine in Slavic Village to his brand new SUV. Thankfully he had all the insurance, incl gap.


Both times were within 10 minutes of downtown Cleveland. I have family members in the insurance business so I luckily have always had it.
Both cars totalled.
 
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