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Chip Spackler

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Car windows treated with RainX.
 

Chip Spackler

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#2
Cleaning your ears with Qtips even though you're not supposed to.
 

Chip Spackler

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#6
A girlfriend on a diet who drives home while you pound IPAs.
 

Voodoo Ben

You gotta wash your ass
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Taking a shit before you go to bed.
 

Haeder

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Taking a solid shit after a 24 hour stomach flu
 

THE FEZ MAN

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#17
Yep, a nice shit, I will add a shit that stinks up the entire house, or when doing it in a public bathroom having someone gag
 

gleet

What's black and white and red all over?
Jul 24, 2005
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Taking a solid shit after a 24 hour stomach flu
When you rocketed the contents of your lungs out your asshole, how long til a solid made an appearance?
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Yep, a nice shit, I will add a shit that stinks up the entire house, or when doing it in a public bathroom having someone gag
Tequila shits are the worst.

Cleared out the law offices in the local town hall with one, way back in the day. Worst hangover ever.

Today, I'm sure I'd be charged with some sort of terrorist act.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
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#20
I was at a gun show a few years ago, I have no idea what I ate but I had to shit so bad I thought I was going to die, I ran into the shit house and barely made it, I was rocket shitting some vile oatmeal that smelled of death. Assman was with me started laughing and left, two other poor guys came in and started gagging and commented on the smell of death, I came out of the stall laughing at them telling them to enjoy it..


Ahhhh shit house humor
 

Cunt Smasher

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Aug 26, 2005
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Cracking a cold beer immediately after dropping a load in a white trash trailer park hootchie.

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ysr50

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#24
Waking up and realizing you have at least an hour more until your alarm goes off.

Chip Gaffigan.
Nope. Waking up when the alarm goes off is better, that last hour of unsleep just makes me tired.
 

Voodoo Ben

You gotta wash your ass
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The smell of a bowling alley.