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NotSoFast

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Netflix is a pile of fucking garbage!

Neither Gladiator or Diggstown is on Netflix. 2 25 year old movies don't make the list. I guess I can't be surprised, I haven't watch a movie from there in over 6 months. I only keep it for the kids, they watch it daily.
And why is this "satisfying"?
 

Hudson

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Big bowl of mashed potatoes, gravy, and John Copes creamed corn.
 

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
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Well, bid adios to the motorcycle finally - been sitting for years and taking up space. So now I have a budget for a new drum kit. Everybody's happy - me, missus, and buyer.

 
Well, bid adios to the motorcycle finally - been sitting for years and taking up space. So now I have a budget for a new drum kit. Everybody's happy - me, missus, and buyer.

Ahhh, what the fuck?!? We totally could have killed him by now!
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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Well, bid adios to the motorcycle finally - been sitting for years and taking up space. So now I have a budget for a new drum kit. Everybody's happy - me, missus, and buyer.

Dammit! I know a fella who could really use that sick hog chopper.

That aside, my recent research into the exciting world of ape scooter hangers, has revealed to me that the depreciation on a "crotch rocket" such as that is horrifying. Like, driving the bike off the dealership lot is like driving it off a cliff... cuz that's where the resale value goes... straight down fast.

Sweety boy @Mags was kind enough to explain to me why this is, and his explanation made perfect sense. He is a biker.

What fraction of a percentage of a sliver of its original purchase price did you get for that badass Harleyscooter?
 
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Shootr

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Dammit! I know a fella who could really use that sick hog chopper.

That aside, my recent research into the exciting world of ape scooter hangers, has revealed to me that the depreciation on a "crotch rocket" such as that is horrifying. Like, driving the bike off the dealership lot is like driving it off a cliff... cuz that's where the resale value goes... straight down fast.

Sweety boy @Mags was kind enough to explain to me why this is, and his explanation made perfect sense.

What fraction of a percentage of a sliver of its original purchase price did you get for that badass Harleyscooter?
Let's see, traded the dealer a tool box worth $4300 new in '06, put 5500 miles on it in 10 years, crashed once, neglected it for the past 3, sold it cash, not running, no test drive, for $1500.

I don't believe motorcycle's hold or lose value any different than other non-traditional modes of transportation (boats, bicycles, quads, dune buggies, etc.)
 

Creasy Bear

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Let's see, traded the dealer a tool box worth $4300 new in '06, put 5500 miles on it in 10 years, crashed once, neglected it for the past 3, sold it cash, not running, no test drive, for $1500.

I don't believe motorcycle's hold or lose value any different than other non-traditional modes of transportation (boats, bicycles, quads, dune buggies, etc.)
Mags said that crotch rockets resell for dick(and I've seen it with my own eyes as I was perusing the cycle trader website) because they're basically meant to have the shit beaten out of them. The whole purpose of buying a crotch rocket is to ride it like you stole it... scorch the tires, pop sick wheelies, and do ex-TREEEME Tokyo drifting and whatnot.

Mags is wackbag's resident hogscooter expert. He's got the patch on his biker jacket and everything. I tore it off Mojo's jacket and gave it to him after Mojo embarrassed himself by not knowing what a wheelie bar was.

Stupid Mojo.
 

Shootr

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Full disclosure: the 650R's are more touring bikes that look like crotch rockets. Think half sized Concourse. I sat upright, the windscreen is a foot taller than on a crotch rocket, and the engine is all about torque, not rev happy horsepower. Seat is better than most v-twin trailer queens, and I could do hairpins up a mountain all the way in 2nd gear if I wanted to.

And it's as far from a fucking HD as possible.
 

Creasy Bear

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Full disclosure: the 650R's are more touring bikes that look like crotch rockets. Think half sized Concourse. I sat upright, the windscreen is a foot taller than on a crotch rocket, and the engine is all about torque, not rev happy horsepower. Seat is better than most v-twin trailer queens, and I could do hairpins up a mountain all the way in 2nd gear if I wanted to.

And it's as far from a fucking HD as possible.
I didn't understand any of that.

@Mags, what's the poser talking about?
 

Shootr

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Ergonomics/torque of a HD without looking like one of those pieces of shit...
 

Mags

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I didn't understand any of that.

@Mags, what's the poser talking about?
He’s saying that he bought a bike well under the manly limit of 1100cc. Not only that, he put about one Summer’s worth of miles on it in 10 years.

Am I concluding that he’s no biker? I’ll leave that up to the jury.
 

Shootr

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Considering the crash came at the 17 mile mark of ownership, I think that's a given.
 

Atomic Fireball

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When you Antifa in Melbourne



Notice how you could eat dinner off the bottom of his "work boots".
 

Haeder

South Dakota
Satisfying: the sights, sounds, and smells of hardwoods burning in the fireplace.

Not as satisfying: fireplace being the only source of heat because of a power outage.
 
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