So there have been some discussions on the show about Casey being pregnant, I've heard some callers getting through, but I'm curious if anyone has any horrifc pregnancy stories, one's that make you cringe or sick? I'll start it off with one that should make every guy cringe or gasp in pain. Back in '91 I worked as a security guard at a local hospital. Whenever the weather would change we would always expect a rash of child births, so on those nights, L&D would keep a nurse near the front door with a wheelchair to help expectant mothers up to L&D. Well, this one night, my guard post was the front door/front entrance ramp. About 7pm this car came flying up the ramp and skidded to a stop, I was going to tell the guy that he couldn't park there, when he jumped out and said his wife was in labor. I called for the L&D nurse to bring the wheelchair out, the three of us started to get the woman out of the car and into the wheelchair. She was so close to giving birth, the contractions were under 2 minutes apart and her water had broke in the car (horrific and disgusting smell BTW). Just as we put her in the wheelchair a contraction hit, she started to calm down a bit, the nurse was behind the wheelchair, I was kneeling beside it putting the foot plates under her feet, the husband was standing between her and the car trying to keep her calm. Suddenly, something in my brain clicked (maybe my mental clock ticking off the time between contractions or something) but my subconcious screamed out move. Right at that moment another contraction hit, the women screamed at her husband "you fucking did this to me you bastard" Now remember, he was standing between her and the car, at the point that she screamed this and the contraction hit, she kicked out with her right leg. When she kicked out, she caught her husband square in the balls with all her might with her foot/ankle. The kick was so hard and so violent that he actually lifted off the ground. As reference, the woman was probably 5'6, the husband 5'10 maybe 200 lbs. Upon contact, he yelped, the color left his face, he grabbed his crotch and dopped to his knees on the pavement. The nurse and I looked at him, then each other, she told me to help him and she would get the wife inside. I had to call another guard to come assist me, after about 15 minutes we were able to lift/carry the guy inside and put him in a chair. I grabbed the keys from his car and put them in his jacket pocket. About 40 minutes later, an older couple came walking up from the parking garage. They pointed out the car that belonged to this L&D couple and asked me where they were. I told them the wife was in L&D and the husband was barely concious in the lobby. The older couple turned out to be the wife's parents. The M-I-L went up to L&D and the F-I-L stayed in the lobby. Two hours later, just before I got off, the M-I-L came down to inform the two men that the woman had just had a little girl and both were fine. The husband tried to get up, but fainted and collapsed on the ground in pain. We called for assitance from the ER for him, they took him down to be checked out. The next afternoon, I found they had admitted the husband for internal damage. The wife's kick had ruptured both of his testicles, as well as caused damage to his urinary tract and bladder.