Presidential Debate Drinking Game 2012

Lord Zero

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#1
I came across this via a link from Cato.org. With all the heated political discussions going on around the 'Bag, this seems like a good way to just have fun with the election for a while. Besides, no matter what your poltics are, face it; on their own, the debates are going to be boring as shit.

http://www.debatedrinking.com/
Obama-Romney
Presidential Debate
Drinking Game!
The Mitt Romney/Barack Obama debates are finally here - which means it's time for the 2012 Presidential Debate Drinking Games! So stock up on your favorite beverages,follow us on Twitter and check back here before each debate to drink along with us.

The Rules for Debate #1

Select a candidate to drink to

It doesn't have to be the person you plan to vote for - in fact it's often more fun if it isn't. If you are at a party, try assigning candidates randomly to the guests.
Take a drink* every time your candidate says anything on his list

If you are drinking toBarack Obama:
Millionaires
Voucher
Let me be clear
Bain
Inherited
Invest
General Motors
Middle Class
Families
Clinton

If you are drinking to
Mitt Romney:
16 trillion
Unemployment
ObamaCare
My friend
Job Creators
716 billion
Redistribute
Private Sector
Work
Reagan

Additional drinking

Start the night off with a gimme – Take a drink for each person or organization that your candidate thanks in his opening remarks.
If your candidate has any type of numbered or multi-step plan – Take one drink for each number.
Each time you see your candidate force an awkward grin or laugh while his opponent is insulting him or disparaging his policies – Take a drink.
If you lose count, follow us here or on Twitter – We'll be keeping score.
And be sure to check back in a couple days for details on the Biden/Ryan – Vice Presidential Debate Drinking Game!

*Because this may be a high scoring game, we define a drink as a gulp of beer or sip of wine or liquor. Know your limits and please drink responsibly.

Upcoming Presidential Debates

October 3 - Presidential Debate
Barack Obama - Mitt Romney
Moderated by Jim Lehrer
Topic - Domestic Policy

October 11 - Vice Presidential Debate
Joe Biden-Paul Ryan
Moderated by Martha Raddatz
Topic - Domestic & Foreign Policy

October 16 - Presidential Debate
Barack Obama - Mitt Romney
Moderated by Candy Crowley
Format - Town Hall

October 22 - Presidential Debate
Barack Obama - Mitt Romney
Moderated by Bob Schieffer
Topic - Foreign Policy
 

Josh_R

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#2
"Let me be clear", "Invest", and "Reagan" are going to put people in the hospital.
 
Apr 30, 2011
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"The American People" would be a killer too.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Apr 22, 2002
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#4
I can get drunk on my own, thank you.
 
#6
What about each time they mention someone specifically?

"I met this young man in Iowa, who was laid off..."

"I spoke with a young lady, named Linda in Ohio who needed an operation..."
 

lajikal

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That server is down, let's play masturdebate instead.
 

Falldog

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#9
Alcohol poisoning on a Wednesday night. That'll be fun.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Apr 22, 2002
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#10
At work, so no drinky for me.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Apr 22, 2002
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#11
So this shit dick is THE guy who decides what we hear?
 

OccupyWackbag

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What about each time they mention someone specifically?

"I met this young man in Iowa, who was laid off..."

"I spoke with a young lady, named Linda in Ohio who needed an operation..."
Start drinking.
 

lajikal

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Aug 6, 2009
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Lol. Agree, agree, agree! At least romney is debating some.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Apr 22, 2002
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#14
He sounds better than I thought he would.
 

Neckbeard

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Obama and Romney say "Let me be clear" and "My friends" respectively enough to get my seasoned Wisconsin kidneys and liver straight into the emergency ward.

Those phrases and any 2 or 3 at random and you'll need speed dial 911, activated charcoal and a rosary to make it.

"Any time Obama whistles through his teeth, take a jag off a bottle of Whiskey."