Notice every infomercial on TV these days. "Shipping and Handling" is dead and gone... the new market-tested phrase that pays is "Processing and Handling". This is the equivalent (on a smaller scale) of the following: Handicap = Handicapable Illegal Immigrant = Undocumented worker Pro Abortion = Women's right to choose Anti Abortion = Pro life Does this really work on people? You're going to say "Oh, this is PROCESSING not SHIPPING, I guess that makes the $15.95 extra fee worth it!" All this fucking doublespeak.