Proof that Earl was actually right about dinosaurs being on the Ark????

ChimneyFish

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Quoted from this site.



"He is "the dragon" and "the serpent," both titles linking him to his role in the fall of man. He appeared to Eve in the form of a serpent, doubtless in the body of a serpent he had possessed. It is unlikely that a being so pretentious as the devil would choose as his mouthpiece an ordinary snake. Indeed, "serpent" can refer to any reptile. The reptile he deemed a suitable embodiment of himself was "the dragon," an ancient name for the sort of creatures we know as dinosaurs."






Some more I really enjoy from that site:

"Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!"



"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."

Pat Robertson, Quotes From the Religious Right
:rotf: You have to love that cuntfucker.



"Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic."



"[Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?]

What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?"




I guess Earl was right after all........hmm.



Have fun with rest, all you rascists and homophobes!!!!:action-sm
 

Mindslayer

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According to these religious nuts, werent the dinosaurs supposedly left behind when the Ark set sail, resulting in their extinction ?
 

mikek

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From the same site (fstdt.com):
(and, may I say, my new mostest favoritest site)

It is not known whether God created oil when he made the earth 6000 years ago, or whether oil and coal deposits were generated during Noah's flood 4000 years ago.

It does not mattter.

What does matter is if you don't believe that God created the earth 6000 years ago, you are going to Hell.

-unfit_commander, Yahoo answers!​
 

Stormrider666

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According to these religious nuts, werent the dinosaurs supposedly left behind when the Ark set sail, resulting in their extinction ?
I think I saw a cartoon in Hustler one time, with two dinosaurs standing on the shore, looking at the Ark set sail, with the caption reading: "We will wait for the next one"
 

ChimneyFish

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"[about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

if she really believes she can be healed from this state, she will be healed from this state

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this

god tests every one of us [emphasis added]"







Hilarious.
 

cal5000

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Anytime you say the Bible "proved" anything, youre a rube.