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Quadriplegic says violent neighbor assaulted him with fish

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, Aug 22, 2011.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Weird no one has shot this asshole yet...
     
  2. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    I was thinking the same thing. Let some idiot try chasing ME with a chainsaw, and he isn't gonna make it very far.
     
  3. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Especially it being Florida and shit... but I think that area is full of Northeastern Retirees... not 100% sure though.

    Did you watch the video... as the guy sounds like friggin Sling Blade...
     
  4. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    We have a ton of retirees and snowbirds in my area, but we also have a LOT of gun owners.
     
  5. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Or even invest in a big dog... preferably ones that a certain demo are afraid of...
     
  6. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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  7. Creasy Bear

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    I was wondering what Glenn Dandy has been up to these days.
     
  8. LiddyRules

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    Because he was a quad, maybe he thought he was the mightiest tree.
     
  9. mkrochmaln

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    "Why a fish cousin?"
     
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    EDIT: Hadn't watched this movie in awhile. Did not know Lady Gaga stole her look from Graham Chapman.
     
  12. Psychopath

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    After 34 arrests, find a way to put the guy in jail permanently, or in the ground. Plant evidence if you have to, 34 fucking arrests is too many for anyone to be allowed roaming the streets.
     
  13. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    I see your Python video, and raise you a fish-slapping dance...

    [video=youtube;IhJQp-q1Y1s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s[/video]
     
  14. Creasy Bear

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    Fuck jail... it's way past the point where somebody should've wonked this problem over the head with a shovel and tossed his useless carcass in a deep quarry. Like anybody would miss him?
     
  15. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Feed him salmon mousse.
     
  16. Lord Zero

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    That's only works if the salmon is canned.
     
  17. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Give that feller a Bass-O-Matic run by a straw.
     
  18. chumpy

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    Who cares? It's not like he felt it.
     

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