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Ready for the Zobie Apocalypse?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by the Streif, Jul 10, 2012.

  1. the Streif

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    None of those houses are at the top of a hill...
     
  5. DrewDown

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  6. Buster H

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    the #2 one has been on my wish list for several years now. It used to be 4.5 million with a few hundred acres. Since it never sold, they offered the land up in smaller parcels.
     
  7. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Just need a billion Loonies to make it so.
     
  8. the Streif

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    I really did fuck that title up didn't I?
     
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    I am. Bring on the undeed.
     
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    don't worry, i changed it for ya! hahahaha
     
  11. the Streif

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    You're soooooooo fucking generous sometimes...............:action-sm
     
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    but i can take away too!
     
  13. NuttyJim

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    I'm all for a "Walking Dead" scenario to occur.
     
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    would probably be more of a virus that just takes over people's brains and makes them insane. In order for the "walking dead" scenario, some type of supernatural meddling would have to occur. The scary part is that if my idea ends up being correct, they will be fast moving ones.... ugh
     
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    A deep trench with sharpened bamboo poles to impale the fuckers would slow them up. Just make it deep and wide.
     
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    Until their bodies form a bridge.
     
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    According to the OP it's "Waking Dead".
     
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    Exactly. What do they just evaporate when they fall into the trench?

    Most of you will not survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
     
  20. the Streif

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    :haha7:
     
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    ;)
     
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    Yeah #2 would be a great facility for pretty much every apocalyptic event, except zombies. With zombies you'd want to be elevated and have tall walls. A prison would actually be a pretty good place, assuming all the inmates were dead.

    That list was also missing one of the most famous "zombie-proof homes".

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    The fast ones would be no good. would you recommend a remington 870 or M4? I think both would be great but I'd also add a Stoner for some distance shooting. Maybe a Barrett as well.
     
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    That house would also be ****** proof! No more home invasions! Wakka Wakka!
     
  25. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Hence, deep and wide.

    Like your momma. :icon_lol:

    Spray some diesel/gasoline on them fuckers and toss in a road flare or two. :icon_cool

    No one survives, maaan.
     

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