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Red Lobster - Dead To Me

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Motor Head, Feb 3, 2012.

  1. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    http://www.fox2now.com/news/ktvi-caught-on-tape-women-beat-red-lobster-server-20120202,0,5226762.story

    My wife and I have witnessed some shaninigans at the local "ret lobsta" in the past. I've heard it's gotten even worse since the last time we went. I'm willing to bet that the only dispute there was over the service was when the check came.
     
  2. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Haven't eaten at a Nig Lobster in years.
     
  3. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Clever way for the reporting agency to avoid being the ones to say it.
    'someone said they were nigs, but we're not sure exactly'.
     
  4. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    I love their biscuits.
     
  5. English Gent

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    Guess they didn't much like their 'scrimp'.
     
  6. English Gent

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    Red Lobster's or the schwoogies'?
     
  7. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    How the fuck do they let them out the door without pressing charges or at least getting license plates?

    And they're the fucking worst to wait on. Always looking to create a problem looking for something for free.
     
  8. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Seeing something like that might just have been one of the rare cases where I would feel the need to step in, even though the sheboons were not armed, and I was not in danger.
     
  9. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Red Lobster is just Shit. Even up here in the 'Norf. Went there once last January and it was horrid. Overpriced too. Better half wrote a letter to some head office, and the following October they sent a gift card. Awful food.

    Oddly enough, not a spook to be seen at the ones up here. Although there's not a Shwoogie as far as the eye can see in any direction. *shrugs*
     
  10. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I'd say GTR but it's Red Lobster.
     
  11. Creasy Bear

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    Red Lobster. No.
     
  12. Phrunkis

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    There is a much better bit involving a lobster but I don't think we are allowed to talk about it still.


    At least Lobster doesn't come up ******* any more
     
  14. transit grinder

    transit grinder Baglin' with the Sex

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    I was going to ashamedly say that I love Red Lobster, but this might be much more accurate.

    I could eat nothing but Cheddar Bay Biscuits for the rest of my life and be happy.
     
  15. Voss's Tumor

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    Bread makes you fat.
     
  16. LiddyRules

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    But you can't have sandwiches without them so you're kind of fucked.
     
  17. ih8Uboo-boo

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    Just go to mccormick and schmick's or bonefish grill instead.

    The extra couple of bucks it will cost you is just a chimp-free tax that most of us are willing to pay.
     
  18. Don the Radio Guy

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    I tried to go to the one in King of Prussia about a year ago, and stood in the lobby of the empty restaurant for 15 minutes without seeing a single person to greet and seat me. Fuck Red Lobster. I went down the street to Burger King and got better food for 1/3 the price.
     
  19. BeerBelly

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    I need tips!
     
  20. transit grinder

    transit grinder Baglin' with the Sex

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    Give me a freshly baked loaf of homemade bread and my ceremonial rag on a stick.
     
  21. phillyfranko

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    went to a mccormick and schmick's while i was in charlotte, NC...the food , drinks,and service were 10 times better than Red Lobsta' ...Red Lobster Blows...
     
  22. Chin nuts

    Chin nuts Your breath smells like a dead baby's coffin.

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    I haven't been to one since the late 80's. For this exact reason. I live on Long Island where there's plenty of choices for real seafood. Price is higher than Red Lobster but none of the shenanigans. Well worth it.
     
  23. mascan42

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    I don't think that's an issue since Ant broke up with her.
     
  24. BeerBelly

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    Meh, dime a dozen
     
  25. Mags

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    "Dead Lobster" sucks. Who would eat there? It's all frozen, mass produced crap.

    And there's the thing about the clientele...
     

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