Remember when Patrice.....

poontang

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Destroyed the lone bikini model (in a pack of 6) in studio for wearing a long coat?
 

poontang

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......coughed every 15 sec while explaining how he was falsely accused of **** in high school
 

poontang

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......gave up eating meat and salivated in studio as the boys discussed how great a local Mongolian buffet was.
 

Hoffman

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#5
Almost had gay sex with a man at a rest stop.
 

Pigdango

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Accused Opie of being a racist for saying Black people can't play chess?
 

user_name

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Did a fantastic job EVERY time he filled in as 3rd mic
 

poontang

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....said he was going to write a book, I pray he started it
 

poontang

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.....declared Asians have no sense of funny, based on his fish tank guy.

......declared Asians never give away free things, he was invoiced for batteries by the same fish tank guy.
 

VMS

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absolutely, positively, no-fucking-doubt-about-it DESTROYED at the Camden show, but doesn't get remembered because of Burr's brilliant rant.

Screaming seagull, Patrice, screaming seagull.

Sent from my fucking phone, so I'm going to misspell shit.
 

user_name

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When arguing with my chick I often channel my "inner Patrice" and put her in her place. I wish he woulda written that book
 

poontang

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....laid out a plan to divide the country up into new sections
 

lockjaaaaww

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...Went on an hour Tirade on Victoria Zdrock.

...Completely changed his mind on Face Off in a few seconds.
 

Bluestreak

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Patrice MURDERED on the Virus Tour at the venue formerly known as Great Woods in Mansfield, MA.
 

Neckbeard

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Went through the Platoon movie with Steve C when the staff was split between Danny and Steve?

"Everybody gotta die sometime Travis"

Adagio For Strings is in so many movies and I always hear Patrice laugh when it starts.
 

Neon

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#19
...said that the Syfy channel would called Jurassic Park "Dinosaur Forest"?

:(
 

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Made everyone realize that the white people are the most racist people on the planet because many just assume that black people don't know any better
 

oldmandick

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... brought a satchel full of glass dildos to the studio ...

Calmo.