Toast is the key. Yas hear that!,. TOAST!! (shakes fist)
A horizontal strategy can net you 5 farts within the first 25 feet. More often than not though you'll get the Log for Christmas.
I've been flirting with 3000ft for a while. Got lucky on the launch of my best so far. Hit 4 Toasts, a rubbar neeple, then 2 happy helmets. I think my first bounce was at 1600ft. Got unlucky at the end with an ill placed catbox, miss that, and I think it would have been around 3500.