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Hog's Big Ben

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#1
There were certainly plenty to choose from today:


Vos: (as WBAB-era O&A): "Anthony, do you have any plugs?" "Yeah, I'll be fixing Tom's air conditioning on Saturday"
Opie (on tape): Squeeze, of course, and Tempted, sending that out to Sally in Levittown, faithful listener of the program
Vos: You should have said THE listener of the program
Patrice: Oh shit, the phone line is lit up...must be Sally
Vos (to Bobby): Hey, since Tourgasm, what do you miss most except your neck?
Jimmy: Bobby, don't put that apple in your mouth, they'll think we're roasting you
Ant: I hate the overeagerness: the "want", the "need" - everything Op said, I just had to laugh
Vos: Now you know how we feel
(after Op comes back from a song with "102% Long Island, we're WBAB")
Bobby: 102% - the 2% was actually Anthony when he was on the show
Ant: maybe it's the milk you should start drinking
Bobby: You fucked up on every t-t-t-time
Vos: Calm down, you don't stutter when you eat, do you?
(after noticing Otto hasn't said much during the entire show)
Bobby: Where the fuck have you been? I forgot he was here
Jimmy: We all did, you're sitting in front of him, fatso
(about the studio audience)
Bobby: Some of these chunky bastards, they can only take so much of the fat jokes themselves
Patrice: It does look like a Where's Waldo of Bobby Kellys out there
Jimmy: Where's Walrus
Opie: Fuckin' Vos! Where've you been for eight years?
caller: Hey Opie, how do you like Point & Laugh Friday now?
:haha7::haha7::haha7:
 

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I choose Opie:

Shortly after 9:00 am in the morning on the streets of New York City....


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Ant to Bob: 2% is the milk you should be drinking
 

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Bobby: You fucked up on every t-t-t-time
Vos: Calm down, you don't stutter when you eat, do you?

:haha7:
 

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I can rember who said it but it was after opie said darn on the tape and one of the guys said something like "Woah, the FCC din't come after you." or something like that. Maybe someone can get the exact quote. That cracked me up.
 
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Cringe wins this show imo:

"and I also covered my head with some Condoleeza Rice"

Bob takes the line of the day.

Sparked a rare "nervous Jimmy laugh" as well.

Just wanted to pat his lil head.
 

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Cringe wins this show imo:

"and I also covered my head with some Condoleeza Rice"

Bob takes the line of the day.

Sparked a rare "nervous Jimmy laugh" as well.

Just wanted to pat his lil head.
:clap: I pick this also, but there's so many lines on today's show I can't even remember them all. Time to listen to it again.
 
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Has to be Ant's 2 per cent milk line.
Although a strong case could be made for Opie's "I need a ruling" line of 13 years ago.
 
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VOS- Culligan man
 
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Vos: On Bobby's watch there's no numbers, there's pictures of food.
Jimmy: What time is it? Ten after pie.
Patrice: What time is it? Uh, chicken.
Ant: Alright I'll meet ya at half past cheeseburger!

Haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
 

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Jimmy: Bobby, don't put that apple in your mouth, they'll think we're roasting you
 

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I can rember who said it but it was after opie said darn on the tape and one of the guys said something like "Woah, the FCC din't come after you." or something like that. Maybe someone can get the exact quote. That cracked me up.
Opie had said "DARN" and Jimmy came back with Darn? Woah the FCC didnt come after you? heheh I liked that one too. There was just way to many to chose from. It was Non stop Laughing Friday.


:clap::clap::clap:
GREAT SHOW
 
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The line about the studio audience looking like a casting call for "The Bob Kelly Story".
 

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Patrice: Do you have a black woman co-host? Did someone just go UMM HMMMMM?
 

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There was aline from Patrice after Ant mentioned that they all would be embarrassed about their old Audio, and Patrice says Bobbys embarrassed about audio from 7 days ago! Made me Lawf!
 
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