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Rich old bitch dies, and wills her surviving relatives exactly what they deserve...

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Ego, Jun 25, 2011.

  1. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Absolutely fucking nothing.
    It's reprehensible to me that any person can automatically ASSUME that they're entitled to any part of a relative's estate just because that person is no longer alive. If you want to be included in the will of a rich relative, you've got to be really lucky, or you have to be willing to put the time in to cultivate some type of relationship that is meaningful to that relative. It doesn't matter if your motives aren't pure. You still have to do the work.

    If it were the lawyer and accountant trying to fuck the family over, they could have done a way better job.
     
  2. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    I disagree, listening to the same tired, boring repetitive stories while sitting in a musty and fart filled hospital room entitles me to a hefty prize.
    How many times do I have to be called by my uncle's name or hear a pair of Depends getting filled up?

    Pay up Gertrude.
     
  3. Boratfan

    Boratfan Registered User

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    Watch the movie Greedy with Kirk Douglas.
     
  4. mascan42

    mascan42 Registered User

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    This is the part that really pisses me off:
    How the fuck is the tax on this forty-five fucking percent? The government is making out better than anybody else here.
     
  5. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    At least it was cash. If somebody gets left property, they usually have to sell most of it to pay the taxes on it. What a racket.
     
  6. MrAbovePar

    MrAbovePar En Taro Anthony

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    I dunno... the lawyer made out like a bandit on it so I can see a little pressure to cut off the family.
     
  7. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    And sounds like even more lawyers are going to make out like a bandit on this after it spends a decade in court.
     
  8. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Tss sounds like the family shoulda invested in coppers or sumthin'
     
  9. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    Ok. Now imagine you're the nurse and literally have to deal with 20 years of that. Not to mention, you get to hear the depends fill up.....she cleaned it.

    I don't understand people protesting last wills, unless they were in the middle of trying to change something when they dropped dead of a massive anything. This is what the person wanted, this is what should happen. Fuck the entitled relatives.
     
  10. Kirk Strong

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    Land of the slaves, home of the cowards.
     
  11. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Do you want us to give you clappy hands every time you say something like that? Because I will.
     
  12. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    Well if the nurse never got paid for her services then she should get paid, but as far as I know she chose that career path.

    Why anyone would volunteer to be around that is beyond me.
     
  13. MrAbovePar

    MrAbovePar En Taro Anthony

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    It actually ain't that bad of a gig. It's like babysitting but you get paid a lot more. Most in-home nurses I see just hang out and watch TV or surf the internet and maybe spend 40-50 minutes a day actually dealing directly with the invalid.
     
  14. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    You don't have to do that. We have an award for just such occasions:

    He gets a pony!

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Don the Radio Guy

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    This will spend long enough in probate court for the lawyers to get every fucking penny that Uncle Sam doesn't get his greedy cunting paws on.
     
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    Such a handsome "lady"...

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    ...:icon_eek:
     
  18. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Maybe the nurse was genuinely nice to her, and she appreciated the help she got, and she decided to hire them personally after a while. However the relationship was started, the point is that she put in the time, and it was acknowledged and appreciated by the woman to the point where she felt comfortable leaving that amount of money to her, on top of what she paid in her lifetime. Good on ya. She should enjoy it, and hopefully get her affairs in order long before any shit like this happens with her family.
     
  19. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    why should a court decide what a dead bitch wanted to do with her money?
     

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