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Rising number of soldiers being dismissed for failing fitness tests

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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    The rest at the link:
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/world...0b8-11e2-ae43-cf491b837f7b_story.html?hpid=z3

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  2. lajikal

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    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    They weren't taking fatties back in 1995 either. Not that I would ever serve under a scumbag like Bubba Clinton, or the sacks of shit that followed him...
     
  5. Buster H

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    Back when I was in the navy, we called it the "food for freedom" program. I knew a few lardasses that got tossed because they wouldn't stop eating.
     
  6. Creasy Bear

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    We had a big, fat lieutenant we called ComNavSnackPac... he'd get fat as hell when we were out to sea. He'd just eat his face off... he'd go crazy complaining if the soft ice cream machine in the officer's mess broke... he wouldn't stop pestering us until we fixed it. When we got back to home port they would send him away to 'fat camp' somewhere and he'd come back skinny(er)... but that would only last until the next deployment when he started back up on the blimpification process.

    They put him in charge of the ship's 'pork chop company'... all the fatties that needed to lose weight and couldn't pass the physical exam. It was hysterical to see that big herd of fatty McFat fats running up and down the pier at every port trying to burn the butter off. Some of the 'disruptive' members of the crew(like myself) would shout hurtful sentiments at them and heap scorn and humiliation upon them.... for motivational purposes. We kidded because we cared.
     
  7. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Ooh, Special Population exercise. Gotta have your Pops.
     
  8. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    When you're in Dibuti, all you crave is a delicious Subway sandwich, the epitome of America. But little do you know, that $5 footlong will be the harbinger of your doom.
     
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