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  1. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    ok, i have decided that me and BoB;) are going to drive to california, in pepe' the bug, our final destination is going to be san francisco then LA then vegas, other than that there is no other plan except that it has to be done in two weeks.....

    feel free to call me an asshole,
    but i have my reasons, i took a road trip with my exwife through montana when we were dateing after that trip i decided that i could not spend the rest of my life with her... 17 years ago, both BoB;) and i feel that if we can pull this off with out killing each other, then maybe this "thing" really is good...

    any suggestions? other than "DONT DO IT!"

    oh and i forgot to add..... i have never taken two weeks off ever.... and im going to take the title to pepe' and keep it with me, if he shits the bed im going to leave him on the side of the road and finish the trip flying.
     
  2. Jef Leppard

    Jef Leppard 4/5 ths

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    refrain from commencing
     
  3. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    When you get to Vegas, go see the Grand Canyon.

    By that time you'll probably want to throw her in it.
     
  4. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    lol BoBs a big girl, she might want to throw me in.... that is kind of the beauty of this trip, she has the means to just fly home at any time. we have spent plenty of long weekends together with out a problem i really have my fingers crossed that this wont become a disaster
     
  5. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  6. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    In SF try to avoid the fisherman's wharf. Its got more zips than Chinatown. Alcatraz is really toursity but its actually really interesting and its falling apart fast so its probably worth it. Prepare to be underwhelmed with LA, its a very suburban city and unless you hit Disney there isnt a whole lot to do. In Vegas, be sure to get a hooker and when your car eventually shits the bed leave her in the trunk for whoever gets the car. Thats just what I would do, most would say kill her but Im not a violent guy.
     
  7. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    I'm confused. So which one is your houseboy, BoB or Pepé? "whaa"
     
  8. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    Have Fun Mister and Don't pick up any hitchhikers!
     
  9. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    looks like more honer than dont, also there is the "safe passage" so even if i take it with me as long as im not carrying it in the states that deny a citizens right to carry they have to allow me to at least transport it. i actually have been thinking about this issue.
     
  10. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Good luck, bro.
     
  11. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    That's so typical of what somebody from Jersey would say.

    [​IMG]

    :action-sm
     
  12. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Face! :icon_lol:
     
  13. wes mantooth

    wes mantooth wierdo

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    Don't forget the road sodas. lilo
     
  14. flyerfan116

    flyerfan116 Fuckin savages

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    Stop in Reno, shoot a man, watch him die.
     
  15. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Alcatraz is worth it. If your girl is really getting on your nerves, have her dress up with expensive jewelry, put $1,000 in her wallet, and send her out on Bart to the east bay at 2 AM.

    When driving from SF to LA, take Highway 101/1 along the coast. Avoid the central valley, there's absolutely nothing to see there.

    If you're into wine Napa Valley is only 1+ hours north of SF. If you're into golf courses/giant houses you can drive around Pebble Beach on your way to LA.

    Where do you live and which way are you driving into SF? If you're coming through Northern Nevada Tahoe is great... if you're coming through central Nevada/Eastern California it's worth a day to check out Yosemite Valley.
     
  16. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    i live just out side of philly we are planning on taking the northern rout out and the south back out of vegas
     
  17. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Philly to San Francisco. No speeding between Omaha and Lincoln. Let me know if you want any recommendations for a good dinner. Remember we keep the best steaks for ourselves and sell the shitty stuff to the rest of the world.

    If your doing the "fast food" and "cheap motel" road trip, plan on at least splurging at Caniglia's Steak House or The Drover. Both are world famous, and I would throat punch children for a chance to get an off the menu Whiskey Steak at The Drover.
     
  18. Don the Radio Guy

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    Starting in St. Louis, do the old Route 66 run. It gets especially good west of Amarillo.
     
  19. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    He can give you a police escort... blues and twos through the entire state...
     
  20. Bigtchrist

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    If you break down in the nor cal area... let me know.. I need a bug.. LOL
     
  21. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    we are not leaving till the last week in august.... keep your eyes pealed for a black vw bug with flowers on it
     
  22. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I suggest you bring a shovel... in case things don't work out.

    There's a lotta desert out west... a whole lotta desert.
     
  23. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I was hunting antelope in the Red Desert in WY and at the gas station was a picture of a freeze-dried mummified woman. They found her just off the interstate on a dirt road after spring thaw. Cause of death was what they thought might have been an ice pick rammed up the old nose and stirred. It said the place they found her had an area big enough to turn around an 18 wheeler, and any info would be great. I didn't recognize her, but I haven't met many mummies anyway.
     
  24. blazin

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    me and 2 friends drove from philly to the LA area (Riverside) and back and few years ago.

    It was cool one way seeing it all for the first time.

    We drove a GMC Denali w/ a 25' enclosed trailer with a 900hp Toyota Supra inside.

    Fun times, but Id never do it again.
     
  25. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    I remember the good old days when I was on the World's Fastest Street Car Competition & EFI Challenge. Chicago, Memphis, Orlando, Riverside, Houston, Englishtown.....awful truck stop food and having to sleep in the trailer because every year a hand full of guys would get their entire setup up stolen - trailer/truck/car.

    I retired after guys started showing up with cars running 6's. Too rich for my blood.
     

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