Robin Harris joke

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Newlywed guy takes his pants off. He throws them in his wife's face and tells her to put them on:
Wife: I don't fit your pants.
Husband: Good. Now you know who wears the pants in this family.
The Wife takes her panties off. She throws them in his face and tells him to put them on:
Husband: I cant get into your panties.
Wife: And you never will...if you don't change your fucking attitude.

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