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Rock of Ages w/ Tom Cruise? 6-15-2012

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by DrewDown, Apr 6, 2012.

  1. DrewDown

    DrewDown Rabbit justice
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    Looks like the new 3 Stooges may have some competition for worst movie of all time.

    [video=youtube;jFiDeufhxSY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFiDeufhxSY&feature=g-logo&context=G297fbceFOAAAAAAAEAA[/video]
    Look for Bob Kelly (lookalike) at 1:05.
     
  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I think the gheys are gonna love it!
     
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    This was based on a play.

    Besides, I think that this looks like either the worst or the most fascinating movie of 2012



    It's a movie based on a book where the book is the lead character.

    Seriously though, between Stooges and Rock of Ages, only the Dark Shadows trailer made me legitimately disgusted. And, as I've said before, Battleship looks like the stupidest movie ever made by people who realize they're making the stupidest movie ever made.
     
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    I have a feeling that this movie is going to be a hit.
     
  5. thekidslepthere

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    Is Tom Cruise trying to do a Danzig imitation in that pose with his arched back?

    My girlfriend's seen it a couple times for work and even though she's into musicals, but she really liked it, and she's pretty honest to say when something is crap, even if one of her clients is in it.

    I know I'm stuck seeing it either way, even if she's wrong and its panned and gets horrible reviews.

    It's also written by the guy who wrote Iron Man 2 and a bunch of other movies, who bangs Jennifer Aniston, so maybe there's some hope.
     
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    Justin Theroux wrote this? I had no idea And I still know him primarily as Tim Price from American Psycho (Patrick's best friend who bangs Evelyn)/the director in Mullholland Drive.
     
  7. Don the Radio Guy

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    A new type of musical? It looks like every other musical I've ever seen. The entire gimmick is seeing famous people with mullets and long hair wigs. Pass.

    Of course 40 year old women who pretend they listened to hair bands when they were 18 when they were really listening to Janet Jackson will eat this shit up.
     
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    For some reason I always remember him as Drew Barrymore's ex boyfriend in Charlie's Angels 2. I think because I was into the Dropkick Murphy's back then and I saw him as basically dressed up as a fake punk rock Irish guy.

    And Don is right, those women who will love this movie, they should do a buy 50 Shads of Gray get a free ticket to Rock of Ages promotion, they'll beat Avengers if they do.

    You know they're already doing a movie like this with country music. Hopefully they'll do one set in the early 90's alternative scene so just like Don mentioned all the chicks who were really listening to Janet Jackson in the 80's, my generations version was chicks making fun of me for listening to the Pixies, then went and bought all the tickets a decade later when they came back after breaking up.
     
  9. Hudson

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    at least 2 oscar nods. mark my words.
    and SGT Pepper is the worst film of all time...next to Gap.
     
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    Sgt Pepper is too batshit insane to be the worst film of all time. It's the type of movie where you ask "what were they on" not to be wacky but because you really want to know.



     
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    My wife did listen to hair bands growing up and she has little to no interest in this.
     
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    The dueling 'We Built This City' and 'We're Not Gonna Take It' seriously gave me douche chills.
     
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    If you like 80s music, the play is actually really good. Its a huge party atmosphere and unlike most Broadway plays, they encourage drinking. When I heard they were making it into a movie, I cringed. I saw Mary J Blige cover Journey on some show. Fucking awful.
     
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    Lol my year old comment about the video of Maxwell's Silver Hammer being an exhibit in Steve Martin's crimes against humanity trial is till on there.
     
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    justifyyourgarb You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.

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    I'd see it for Julianne Hough.
     
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    Malin Akerman > Juilanne Hough. And I'm still not entirely sure who Julianne Hough is.
     
  18. Voodoo Ben

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    it looks embarrassing.
     

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