Rodney King is an African Rockfish!–Swimming Pools Beez Raycis & Sheeeit!
Los Angeles — Rodney King, whose beating by Los Angeles police in 1991 was caught on camera and sparked riots after the acquittal of the four officers involved, was found a good ****** in his swimming pool Sunday, authorities and his fiancee said. He was 47.
Although the term “African Rockfish” was coined by lifeguards on the Jersey Shore to describe ******* that ventured into the water and were made good by the wave/ riptide action of the Atlantic Ocean, the term does not only apply to the Atlantic salt water variety. It applies to all ****** drownings including the freshwater variety.
When you’re ******-rich as King was after he settled with the taxpayers of Los Angeles for $4 million, getting a swimming pool shows the world that “youze beez da King ****** and sheeeit,” but it is not a wise choice for ****** longevity.
Police in Rialto, California, received a 911 call from King’s fiancee, Cynthia (no she’s not Irish) Kelly, about 5:25 a.m., said Capt. Randy DeAnda. Responding officers found King at the bottom of the pool, removed him and attempted to revive him. He was pronounced a good ****** at a local hospital, DeAnda said.
There were no preliminary signs of foul play, he said, and no obvious injuries on King’s carcass. Police are conducting a drowning investigation, DeAnda said, and King’s carcass will be autopsied.
“His fiancee heard him in the rear yard,” he said, and found King in the pool when she went outside.
****** Kelly was a juror in King’s lawsuit against the city of Los Angeles in 1994.
Ed. Note: $4,000,000 is just too much money to rid society of one piece of ****** trash. What the LA Police did to Rodney King was just not enough. When the jigs rioted and burned their ******dom to the ground after the acquittal of the police officers who beat ****** King, the City had the opportunity to recoup their $4,000,000 by just leaving the ******* in the situation that they caused, settign up a perimeter and letting the rioting ******* kill each other or die off. But noooooo! The City rebuilt the ******dom and re-instituted the ****** feeding and breeding ground. What a waste!
Down-Low ****** Has a Crush on Down-Low Nigbama
Rodney King -- the man who was at the center of the infamous Los Angeles riots -- was found dead this morning. He was 47.
