Ron and the 'git LT 9/16-9/20

[somnarium]

Buddays.

 

[nataskaos]

as a native hoosier; Fuck Mellencamp.

 

[fletcher]

More Classic Shelbs! Is the kid hired yet?

Buddays!

 

[loganfield]

Hiya buddays!

 

[nataskaos]

More Classic Shelbs! Is the kid hired yet?

Buddays!

he must be.

 

[fletcher]

This is exactly why Todd is not a ghey: He has thought about fucking a dude but he has never fucked a dude.

 

[somnarium]

OUTLAW EVERYTHING! I NEED TO FEEL PROTECTED!

 

[SuperGolfer]

he must be.

I hope so, but in what capacity? I mean, what's his title? Is he on air talent? Associate producer? Stunt Fez?

 

[SuperGolfer]

"Maybe find out he's gay a little earlier...."

Love that kid!

 

[mikek]

The Advice Show

 

[fletcher]

Fucking tears McGillicutty over here. What a god damned crybaby Todd is.

 

[nataskaos]

Fucking tears McGillicutty over here. What a god damned crybaby Todd is.

Sounds like I made a good move by putting on the metal today.
Fez sounded extra bitchy, so I just headed that shit off at the pass.

 

[fletcher]

Did this girl intern say she doesnt believe in sex? What is up with the chick interns for R+F, they are sexually repressed messes. I guess thats how Ronnie likes them...

 

[fletcher]

And a girl intern has never seen a glory hole? I take it she hasnt been in many mens rooms in her life...

 

[TheLittlerJimmy]

Did this girl intern say she doesnt believe in sex? What is up with the chick interns for R+F, they are sexually repressed messes. I guess thats how Ronnie likes them...

Pretty sure this didn't happen.

 

[fletcher]

Pretty sure this didn't happen.

As in this chick has banged her share of guys or that Im making the whole thing up?

 

[TheLittlerJimmy]

As in this chick has banged her share of guys or that Im making the whole thing up?

I could have missed the comment you're talking about, but she didn't come off as prudish to me. She said she's in a relationship now and that when she isn't, she wears low-cut tops to bars to show off her great tits. Didn't sound like the "saving it till marriage" type but who knows.

 

[fletcher]

I could have missed the comment you're talking about, but she didn't come off as prudish to me. She said she's in a relationship now and that when she isn't, she wears low-cut tops to bars to show off her great tits. Didn't sound like the "saving it till marriage" type but who knows.

I missed the beginning of the conversation but I heard the "I dont believe in sex" line. It might just be part of the work but eh. And being in a relationship and showing off tit meat =/= sexually active.

 

[TheLittlerJimmy]

I missed the beginning of the conversation but I heard the "I dont believe in sex" line. It might just be part of the work but eh. And being in a relationship and showing off tit meat =/= sexually active.

True, although she also told Fez "it'll hurt" when talking about his first time.

EDIT: And I apologize for dredging up that awful image.

 

[Jacuzzi Billy]

Anyone have a pic of the new girl intern yet?

 

[gleet]

Some caller told Fez that he dumped all the joyous happy parts about being gay and kept all the cranky parts. Is he sure he isn't a lesbian?

I loffed.

 

[Reaper G]

In defense of Fez, why should he look and act a certain way if he's a certain somebody. Is a black person not really black if he doesn't like watermelon or basketball? If a couch potato is what Fez wants to look like, then that's how he should look, rather than conform to whatever people think a gay man should look like.

Fez isn't scoring because he wears cheap T-shirts, he isn't scoring because he's a socially awkward basket case who alienates everyone around him.

 

[fletcher]

Pixies playlist, buddays.

 

[loganfield]

Hiya buddays...probably my favorite Pixies song...

 

[loganfield]

God is seven....