Discussion in 'Classic Ron & Fez Listening Threads' started by KNUCKLEUP, Mar 11, 2008.
man...we still have awhile before the show..
Good Morning, World.
We're hoping for the actual sandwich that I ordered today. I know, a big stretch, but this is what my life has become.
Good morning ladies and gentleman. I hope that we can all act in a sophisticated and intelligent manner in this thread. Please limit comments to the political climate in Venezuela or the trade deficit with China.
or aids, fart, or dick jokes.
if you incorporate them in the same joke you get a prize.
i'm weird today i'm sorry
Best of luck. May all you sandwich dreams and expectations become true.
and in other news,
this is probably one of the most disturbing things i've seen in a few hours:
Chavez is a China loving, fart stiffing, AIDS infected, tiny dicked piece of shit.
Obviously, you have not seen the naked ESD pictures yet.
You're weird every day. "whaa"
So, uh... Hugo Chavez, after withholding oil through his Citgo subsidiary, stuck his dick in an AIDS ridden, five thousand dollar an hour hooker, and then she farted, and he said "I thought *I* was the only one with the gas in this country!"
Thank you sir. I'm nothing if not a man with lowered expectations.
But let your eyes stray to the cleavage in the background and all becomes well in the world.
if you could keep it that way we'd all be eternally grateful
hurrumphhurrumph, mmyes, quite.
you forgot china
Boooooo Henry Rollins, time for squizz
I just got a craving for peanuts.
...so he said "I thought I was the only with gas and an order of Egg Rolls in this country!"
If it weren't for the fact that Chavez has AIDS, his blood farts wouldn't offend the small cocked Chinks, and we might be able to get some good trade deals with them.
By fascinating coincidence:
Fixed for hilarity.
Like a Magic Eye picture?
Nestle is totally ripping me off.
Oh look, if you unfocus your eyes, you see a spinning cock.
ES HUGO CHAVEZ POLEETICAL ROUNDUP!!
I saw a pile of dead children.