Ron's hate for Forest Gump

Sevenyars

I own a Beanie cup, bought it off of ebay
#1
He seems to hate forest Gump. I can't diagree more. I love this movie. I think the problem is some of the goofy history shit that happens. The one that really bugs me is when he wipes his face off with the t shirt and leaves a smily face.

But besides being able to make money, Forest Gumps life is shit. Everyone that he loves has a tragic life, then death . He walks through life as a pariah, foder for everyone that meets him. His defence is stupid sayings that he has used so much to protect himself from their jeers, That at the end of the movie he no longer says them with passion, just as a matter of fact.

1) He has been in love with a woman since he was nine years old. A person who was continually ***** for years. Then when her dad was taken to prison(I guess for life, since we no longer see him again) she is raised as poor white trash. She finally breaks away from the trailer park then runs strait to the nearest strip club. After years of whoring and drug use , she seems to have gotten her life together just to die from aids. This is not a punishment to her, it is a punishment to Forest. He love's her so much his whole life has been themed around her. Now he is in his 40's and must live the rest of his life without her. Before she may show up out of the blue, now she is gone.
 
#2
nah it's a pretty shitty movie and ron is right
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
#4
I think the problem is that it was not a BAD movie, but it won the academy award over pulp fiction (i believe)
 

kloraferm

Humor is reason gone mad
#5
It's okay, but I think somewhat overrated.
 

Bunny™

The mod who didn't
Staff member
#6
Forrest Gump should have been directed by Hal Needham.
It needed more car chases.
 

Smokezilla

U. S. Backstroke Roulette Champion
#9
You gotta love a movie that uses AIDS as the plot device to bring about a tragic ending. . . I like Forrest Gump, but I haven't watched it in seems like forever. . . It's too long to suffer through the unfunny to get to the good parts.
 

krisko

Mrs. Fuckin Funny
#11
i really like forest gump, but not for the reasons i think you're supposed to like it. i think it's pretty funny and some of the quotes are nice
"when racoons come on our porch mamma just chases em off with a broom"
"not racoons ya idiot, *******"

bwaahahahaa
 

FAngel

I Drink YOUR Milkshake!
#12
Perfect timing that I just watched this again last night. I dunno what Ronnie's problem with it is since I didn't hear his take on the show, but the film's great.

And even though it was already mentioned, the exchange between Forrest and the other student about "coons" trying to get into school is one of the greatest exchanges in the history of movies. Funny every time.
 
#14
i really like forest gump, but not for the reasons i think you're supposed to like it. i think it's pretty funny and some of the quotes are nice
"when racoons come on our porch mamma just chases em off with a broom"
"not racoons ya idiot, *******"

bwaahahahaa
every single time someone mentions raccoons i use that quote. not one person knows what it is from.
 

BaLZaC~308

ONE OF THE COOL KIDS
#15
like everything else ron is deadon




Forrest Gump sucks retard cock
 

weeniewawa

it's a man, baby!!!
#16
not everyone will like all the same movies,
can't you all just agree to disagree?
 

sledge30

Registered User
#17
I think the problem is that it was not a BAD movie, but it won the academy award over pulp fiction (i believe)
And Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump is what is wrong with movies today. Do yourself a favor one night and watch ( If I remember correctly) Shawshank, Pulp Fiction, Nobody's Fool, Quiz Show and finally Gump. Now afterwards if you still think Gump is the best out of the five please don't pro-create. Formlatatic Drivel!
 

thrawn42

Hackmaster Jones Sr.
#18
And Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump is what is wrong with movies today. Do yourself a favor one night and watch ( If I remember correctly) Shawshank, Pulp Fiction, Nobody's Fool, Quiz Show and finally Gump. Now afterwards if you still think Gump is the best out of the five please don't pro-create. Formlatatic Drivel!
Out of that list Shawshank should have won (though a tough call over Pulp Fiction), but I'd take a thousand Forrest Gumps over half the horseshit that is released in pop cinema today.
 

Xyn

3 letters, 0 meaning
#19
It is overrated, but I enjoy it.

I think Ron just hates Tom Hanks. The one Coen brothers movie to feature Hanks is also the one Coen brothers movie Ron doesn't like? The Lady Killers is certainly not my favorite Coen brothers movie, but it's still funny as hell.
 

sledge30

Registered User
#20
Out of that list Shawshank should have won (though a tough call over Pulp Fiction), but I'd take a thousand Forrest Gumps over half the horseshit that is released in pop cinema today.
Well in the age of remakes that are just horrendous I will probably agree, but not in 94.
 

Xyn

3 letters, 0 meaning
#21
And Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump is what is wrong with movies today. Do yourself a favor one night and watch ( If I remember correctly) Shawshank, Pulp Fiction, Nobody's Fool, Quiz Show and finally Gump. Now afterwards if you still think Gump is the best out of the five please don't pro-create. Formlatatic Drivel!
Pointing to the brilliant movies that should have won over Forest Gump is one thing. I agree that it didn't deserve the acclaim it got.

That don't make it a bad movie.
 

sledge30

Registered User
#22
It is overrated, but I enjoy it.

I think Ron just hates Tom Hanks. The one Coen brothers movie to feature Hanks is also the one Coen brothers movie Ron doesn't like? The Lady Killers is certainly not my favorite Coen brothers movie, but it's still funny as hell.
I enjoyed The Ladykillers as well, I think we just OD'd on Hanks in the 90's
 

sledge30

Registered User
#23
Pointing to the brilliant movies that should have won over Forest Gump is one thing. I agree that it didn't deserve the acclaim it got.

That don't make it a bad movie.
We agree to diagree, but to each their own
 

CM Mark

The East is Ours!
#24
And Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump is what is wrong with movies today. Do yourself a favor one night and watch ( If I remember correctly) Shawshank, Pulp Fiction, Nobody's Fool, Quiz Show and finally Gump. Now afterwards if you still think Gump is the best out of the five please don't pro-create. Formlatatic Drivel!
OUt of the five, I have only seen 3, Shawshank, Pulp, and Gump. I would personally rank them

1: Shawshank
2: Pulp Fiction
3: Gump
 

SOS

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#25
Ron is the opposite of Forest Gump.
 
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