Rule 89

Buster H

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OK, so many of us have heard of rule 34. If not, look in spoiler tags below. So, I was attempting to pose a new board rule to the other mods.(don't worry, the new rule makes things LESS restrictive) I randomly picked a number to name this new rule and I picked 89. I googled it and came up with this:


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rule 89
Rule 89
If you're a teen or preteen girl on YouTube and you take requests or dares, sooner or later, someone will ask you to show your feet. NO EXCEPTIONS.
lollytolly: I take requests!
footboy1971: COULD YOU SHOW YOUR PRETTY FEET?
someotherguy: Lolly, he's asking to see your feet! Watch out for rule 89!
Never heard of that one, but it wouldn't surprise me with the degenerates out there. Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if a few of our members violated rule 89

OK, so what other "rules" are out there? Feel free to post them below.

Rule 34
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule 34

Here's a few excerpts:

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.


Rule 34: If it exsists, there is a porn of it, if there isn't there will be, there is NO exception to this rule as of now.

You cannot be 100% specific about this rule.
I saw a rule 34 of Scooby Doo - Correct.
I saw a rule 34 of Micky Mouse and Optimus Prime - Wrong.
(Please note, since I have suggested the second example, it is now being worked on by Insane Japanese Hentai Anmiation Artists)




Lastly, if you find a number that does not have a rule associated with it, let me know
 

Don the Radio Guy

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Never heard of Rule 89 though. But Rule 34 does give me an excuse to do this.





 

DanaReevesLungs

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Unfortunately BH, rules of the internet are endless.

Point being...
No matter what you search for in Google Images, at least one result will be a porno
- I Googled Barney, and I'm getting some raw hardcore. WTF?

-Rule 99.
If it exists, there is a wiki for it.
Person 1: Hey anyone know what World of Warcraft consists of?

Person 2: Check it's wiki

Person 1: There's a wiki for World of Warcraft?

Person 2: Dude your forgetting rule 666.

Person 1: Oh... Right...