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Russian 'Forest boy' found after 16 years in wilderness

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  1. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    his parents left civilization when he was 4 years old then abandon him, and all the government wants to do is give him ID so they can get him on welfare

    doomedski

     
  2. Absolutely

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    I'm having this weird deja-vu type thing reading this. Wasn't this kid found before, or another kid in the Russian forest, maybe with his Dad or something?
    Maybe there's a lot of kids living in the Russian wilderness.

    Anyway, he kind of looks like Arrya Stark
     
  3. whiskeyguy

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    This kid is the exact opposite of someone who needs welfare. Leave him alone, he'll probably be the next Putin in 30 years.
     
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    Putin will be wrestling him for his next photo op.
     
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    Trying to give State Support? I dont think this kid gives a fuck about state support.
     
  6. NuttyJim

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    "He has no education, no social skills and no ideas about the world beyond the forest," local prosecutor Roman Fomin told Russia Today."

    probably better off than the rest of us who are tied to technology constantly and social media.
     
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    He sprouting big ffffuckin titsss cleverly concealed by the wardrobe department?
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    I think that kid was found in Germany after claiming he spent 5 years in the Czech woods, if memory serves it was complete bullshit.
     
  9. gleet

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    Wow. Twenty years old and alone for three months of summer. What a survival tale.
     
  10. Absolutely

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    Yeah, I remember a story just like this. Might be it...

    Maybe he doesn't look like Arrya, but they have the same Woodsman Barber.
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    Was he asking for Marissa Wiegler?
     
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    Thanks Putin.
     
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    Damn. I swear, you all are going to read about me in the paper some day.
     
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    Margaery Tyrell is not impressed
     
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    He's awful clean-cut looking...
     
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    perv
     

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